Kenny !!!

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

KENNY, THE ROOSTER
Well, Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd
be
worth it. So, he buys Kenny. The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down
in the barnyard, first, giving the rooster a pep talk.
I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service
here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a
good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a
chuckle.
Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the Hen house and
Kenny took off like a shot. WHAM!- Kenny nails every hen in the hen
house-three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked.
After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Kenny
is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese, down by
the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese. By sunset he sees Kenny
out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.
The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even
last 24 hours. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next
day, to find Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle of the yard.
vultures are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal,
shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried
to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling in the sky and says,
"Shhh, they're getting closer".
When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

[Billy 0]

A guy is out hunting Ducks and nails one which happens ta land in a farmers field,, as he goes under the fence the farmer shows up and claims the duck as his cuz it's on his property,, the hunter then claims Texas Rules and demands a showdown,, the farmer doesn't know wtf them rules are so the hunter explains.. we stand facing each other an take turns kicking each other till someone pansies out,, the winner gets the duck.. since I killed the duck I go first.. the farmer agress and they square up.. the hunter kicks him with all his might right square in the balls,, steps back and says I quit,, ya can keep the duck...

[ChromeBoy 0]

Ducks don't have sex the rooster fertilizes the hens eggs outside of the body so that joke doesn't make sense.

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

So?
When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

[hobbes4star 0]

[ Ducks don't have sex the rooster fertilizes the hens eggs outside of the body so that joke doesn't make sense.]
than don't laugh
why jump when you can fly

[ChromeBoy 0]

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than don't laugh

I laughed. The fact that it doesn't make sense won't stop me from laughing. I was just pointing out that it is not possible. Instead if using ducks, why not use sheep?

[kmcguffee 0]

Actually, since we're talking useless nerd facts , there is no such thing as a rooster duck. Male ducks are called drakes.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Also, what's difference does it make to Kenny the way that the ducks reproduce?
When I grow up, I want to be a post whore

[ChromeBoy 0]

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there is no such thing as a rooster duck.

Yeah I caught that after I typed it but I didn't feel like changing it.

[freeflir29 0]

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Instead if using ducks, why not use sheep?

Just don't uuuuuuussseeee the sheep. They have feelings too ya know..."It's all about the BOOBIES!"

[nacmacfeegle 0]

"Just don't uuuuuuussseeee the sheep. "
Just ewes 'em and lose em......
Are you shearing that sheep?
No, get yer own.......
Cya
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