Jessica 0 #1 May 10, 2002 You know how the Church of the Nativity siege in Bethlehem ended last night? Anyway, I was at work at 1:30 a.m. trying to get it in the paper...and I was so tired that I misspelled "church" in the headline, and that's pretty bad...so when I ran spellcheck, it turned red, and I clicked "change."The headline I sent over:Chutesiegefinallyis overIt might be time to go skydive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #2 May 10, 2002 What?!? What happened?!? A parachute was under siege!?! Thats horrible........ Is the chute ok!?!Jessica you need a vacation.....I am a dork today..........Sebazz........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #3 May 10, 2002 I think you need to get a few jumps in... and get a skydive in too.... If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #4 May 10, 2002 Did they get the canopy back ok? Was is suffering from Post Traumatic Stress? When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #5 May 10, 2002 The chute is OK. It was sent to Italy pending further diplomatic movement. Its lines are tangled, but it's in pretty good shape, considering its 39-day confinement.Skydivers stood on the nearby rooftops and cheered as the chute emerged from the church. Then they BASEd off of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #6 May 10, 2002 Good to hear !! I bet it's family were relieved. When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #7 May 10, 2002 QuoteGood to hear !! I bet it's family were relieved.They're currently trying to sell the chute to a rich uncle in Russia.OK, I get a vacation in exactly two weeks. Perhaps I'll return to normal then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #8 May 10, 2002 Quote Perhaps I'll return to normal then As in everyday normal, or Jessica normal ? When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #9 May 10, 2002 Quote...or Jessica normal ? Sounds like an oxymoron. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #10 May 10, 2002 Like and oxymoron ??!! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #11 May 10, 2002 Check out these oxymorons. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #12 May 10, 2002 Umm, I didn't see any oxymorons there, Its just the name of the page....but Paul Merton is one of my favourite funny guys...... CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ozthebum 0 #13 May 11, 2002 would that make it ironic?Oz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #14 May 11, 2002 Quotewould that make it ironic?I believe it might!*fumbling for glossary of literary terms* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #15 May 11, 2002 Not a great morning huh man?? lolI hope they get those chutes back.. lol Blue Skies ..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
