skreamer 1 #1 May 9, 2002 Joy (works in my company's call-centre) asked me to babysit her son Javan for a while. Now apparently Javan needs therapy and my babysitting services are no longer in demand..... (see attached)"Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #2 May 9, 2002 That will teach her to bring a kid into work=================================I can smell your brains !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 May 9, 2002 Thats it!I'm calling social services!Any mother who leaves her child with you is asking for some serious mental scaring!heheheSo, has this experience triggered some sort of a bio clock? Should Lucy get worried? lolRemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #4 May 9, 2002 Well, I did consider selling the kid on eBay for jump tickets so I don't think we need to worry about any paternal instincts just yet...."Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #5 May 9, 2002 Skreamer, are you related to this guy? You ever sing a song called Millenium? See attached.I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaLaLady 0 #6 May 9, 2002 Eeew, Skreamer is one ugleeee mutha.......run away children, run run awaaaaaaayyyy...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #7 May 9, 2002 I cannot be the only one who noticed that Screamer is showing this child his one-eyed-monster!! Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilotdave 0 #8 May 9, 2002 Photoshop not necessary. (Ok, maybe later.. Davehttp://www.skydivingmovies.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #9 May 9, 2002 Skreamer, what was this woman thinking?! If you do get to the states, I'm sending the children FAR FAR AWAY before you get here! 'Nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #10 May 10, 2002 QuoteEeew, Skreamer is one ugleeee mutha.......You reckon I'm ugly?? Boy, you should see what I am shagging - the Mistress of Ming. I'm really only doing it out of sympathy of course..."Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #11 May 10, 2002 Quotethe Mistress of MingIs that the new dominatrix you're meeting in Soho? and you keep on saying its me and bill who are the pervs..... RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #12 May 10, 2002 Look, at least I am into STRAIGHT S&M unlike you two gaylords...."Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaLaLady 0 #13 May 10, 2002 Yeh? And you should see what I'M shagging.......great hairyback ape. I bet your girlfriend's really beautiful and intelligent and everyone fancies her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #14 May 13, 2002 lala: from what Will has been telling us, his GF and him are a match made in heaven... it's as much a charity case for him as it is for her... RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #15 May 13, 2002 If only I could sell the movie rights for what is going on in my head right now.I wish the real worldwould just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #16 May 13, 2002 Yes Dr. I do believe we have found the missinig link.......Shagadelic Babay!But 4000 windmills CAN'T be wrong! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
