hobbes4star 0 #1 May 14, 2002 <----- see attachmentwhy jump when you can fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #2 May 14, 2002 ok maby this time it will work bare with me.. first time ( I know a case green bottles only) doing this. why jump when you can fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #3 May 14, 2002 ok forget this here is the linkhttp://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20020514/od_nm/airport_dc_1why jump when you can fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #4 May 14, 2002 here is the linkIts only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #5 May 14, 2002 thanks, i can't quite figure out how to get the link to come up. why jump when you can fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 May 14, 2002 Dammitt....I was just about to go on vacation in Swaziland too...."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #7 May 14, 2002 sounds like being an air traffic controller there would be a sweet job though.... no instruments to look at, no radios to bother with. just kind of hang out at the airport all day.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~bunkyget crazy, before it gets you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #8 May 14, 2002 Where is Swaziland anyway? Is it close to Timbuktu or BFE? I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 May 14, 2002 QuoteWhere is Swaziland anyway?If I payed attention in geography it's surrounded by South Africa. Quotesounds like being an air traffic controller there would be a sweet jobNo doubt....where can I get an application? They would have to pay me a lot though so I could take lots of trips down to Cape Town to jump. "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #10 May 14, 2002 QuoteThey would have to pay me a lot though so I could take lots of trips down to Cape Town to jumpyeah, bus tickets! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~bunkyget crazy, before it gets you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #11 May 14, 2002 cape town got burned down didn't it??why jump when you can fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #12 May 14, 2002 QuoteIf I payed attention in geography it's surrounded by South Africa. Clay, you are tarnishing your reputation! I just checked (see attachment) and you are exactly right. I would never have thought that you were the type to pay attention in class! I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 May 14, 2002 QuoteClay, you are tarnishing your reputationDammitt!!! I'll be quiet now so you guys will keep thinking I'm stupid......"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #14 May 14, 2002 Sounds like a good place to open a DZ.........Swaziland Boggie Baby............Sebazz........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #15 May 14, 2002 Geee... this sounds vauguly like a few DZ's I've been to.....If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #16 May 15, 2002 QuoteJabu Ngubane, a senior air traffic controller, confirmed severe problems at Matsapha airport. I need this guy's job. What exactly does an air-traffic controller do at an aiport with no tower, no radar and no radio? Other than call the fire department a couple of times a week, there wouldn't be much in the way of job responsibility.FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #17 May 15, 2002 QuoteI need this guy's job. What exactly does an air-traffic controller do at an aiport with no tower, no radar and no radio? Drink beer and smoke dope......what would you doI wish the real worldwould just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skystorm 0 #18 May 15, 2002 Not agaaaaiiiinnnn.I'm still hungover from last time Hang onto Heaven, when hell is on your back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #19 May 15, 2002 Swazi gold. The best under the African sun.BTW I am sure that radio is not broken. The parts have been stripped out for beer money.I wish the real worldwould just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 616 #20 May 15, 2002 I thought it was Malawi Gold?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #21 May 15, 2002 Oooops you are right.Swazi is SwaziI wish the real worldwould just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #22 May 15, 2002 QuoteClay, you are tarnishing your reputation! I just checked (see attachment) and you are exactly right. I would never have thought that you were the type to pay attention in classyou misunderstood. we said "Clay has no class." we didnt mean he never went to school.I thought clay was a shoe-in for the job. he could keep posting AND go to work.I keep trying to get my sleep and work schedule to coincide. do you know how much more I could get done in a day If i could figure out how to multi-task in that fashion?getting high is fun, but coming down is the best partJT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #23 May 15, 2002 QuoteClay has no classYup I can see him now. Sitting in a gutted ATC tower with his feet on the desk, sweating in the African heat.Man boobs hanging out of his undershirt, drinking beer, smoking a fat one and typing away on an old beat up 486.Stopping every now and then to yell at the kids ouside who are stripping the parts off yet another crashed plane.Now that is living the good lifeI wish the real worldwould just stop hassling me~~~matchbox20 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #24 May 15, 2002 since you put it that way how do i sign up??why jump when you can fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 May 15, 2002 I would only be yelling at the kids to work faster so I can sell the stripped parts for beer and jump money. That does sound like a pretty good life...."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
