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kingbunky

global warming my a$$!!

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That's what you get for living in Canada! Complaining about the cold in Canada is like complaining about crazies in California or rednecks in Arkansas. :D
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

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NO SHIT!!!!!!!!! Well your weather is worse than ours in Chicago...which I may add has been iffy at best and generally for shit. Lotsa wind, lotsa rain, many clouds, like a fucking sky blanket, low temperatures........mixed in with a few good hours, while you are at work, to tease the shit outta you.
I'm thinking this is God's fault. I keep seeing really good weather in areas where the people don't even skydive. One of us must have done something to piss God off. C'mon now who is it? Fess up! Somebody out there jump a reserve outta date, not buy beer on a 1st something or other.....Take money out of a collection plate?
C'mon God!!!! Whatever it is we are sorry!!!!! We are skydivers for cryin out loud. We need sun, heat and cool breezes.......not clouds, torrential downpours and gale force winds!!!! Cut us some friggin slack here Mr. High and Mighty. I need to get in the air and I don't need any more shit from you!
uuuhhhh.....please sir?
JJ

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oh well, i think i'll keep my goofy weather. there's no hurricanes, no tornadoes, no earthquakes, mudslides, brushfires or volcanoes. no severe heat, no severe drought, no severe cold. all things in moderation! that said, it would be so cool to be able to jump every weekend!
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bunky
get crazy, before it gets you.

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C'mon God!!!! Whatever it is we are sorry!!!!! We are skydivers for cryin out loud. We need sun, heat and cool breezes.......not clouds, torrential downpours and gale force winds!!!! Cut us some friggin slack here Mr. High and Mighty. I need to get in the air and I don't need any more shit from you!

Great! Now we have to worry about being struck by lightning, in freefall, on a perfectly clear day. "It was him God, it was HIM...I had nothing to do with it." :D
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Blame Canada
Time's have changed
Our kids our kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
It's Canadas fault!
Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Well, blame Canada
Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
There not even a real country anyway
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no!
Blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their hockey hubbabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
sorry, i know that lyrics have become taboo here, but what the f*ck, it's in context! :D besides, it's my damn thread! hey look, i'm an addict, do i get a badge or something?
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bunky
get crazy, before it gets you.

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I hear ya Bunky. I'm home visitin my folks in Northern Cape
Breton, and it snowed here today too. DAMB!!!!! I just hope it clears up for this weekend. All the hassle I had to get my rig on the plane back here, and I might not even get to jump it back here. That'd piss me off.
Whuffo you sit on that couch all day?
Lippy

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Not to tick off the other Canadians or anything, but here in Victoria we've had some amazing jump weather recently. Last weekend was so warm that is was uncomfortable in the sun without shorts! :)(Oh, and if you're mad about it, just picture me on the sidelines with a sprained ankle)
Gale
Life's not worth living if you can't feel alive

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"I say we blame it on Andyman.
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Yeah, blame the Canadian."
Naw, I would blame it on the only major industrial power that hasn't signed the Kyoto agreement........
Bowing out before its not just global warming I have to worry about...:)Cya
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Naw, I would blame it on the only major industrial power that hasn't signed the Kyoto agreement........

A couple of nukes in Scotland ought to help out that Global Warming problem huh. :D
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

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I hear ya!!! Last monday we got a dump of 44cm (approx 18 inches)...it was melted by Wednesday but damn, what's up with that?!?!?! :D And my sweetie is at Skydive Arizona right now and it is 100 degrees F. I soooooo need to move south. :)Tee

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