n2skdvn 0 #1 May 14, 2002 You Gotta Love TEXANS! Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in Texas when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend. A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write the story and says, "I'll title it, 'Young Longhorn Fan Saves friend From Vicious Animal'"."But I'm not a Longhorn fan", the little hero replies. "Sorry, since we're in Texas, I just assumed you were", says the reporter, and he starts writing again. "How does 'Aggie Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack' sound? "I'm not an Aggie fan either," the boy says. "Oh, I thought everyone in Texas was either for the Aggies or the Longhorns. What team do you root for?", the reporter asks. "I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm a Oklahoma Sooner fan", the boy replies. "They're just the best!" The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook, and writes: "Little Redneck Bastard From Oklahoma Kills Beloved Family Pet". thought you texans would like that one!if ya can't dodge it RAM IT !!!!!!click me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #2 May 14, 2002 ROFLMAO !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #3 May 14, 2002 If it was a Nebraska fan, he woulda been packin' a 38 and brought down the dog and the reporter...-Hixxx"Sous ma tub, Dr Suess ma tub" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #4 May 14, 2002 Only a 38? Pansy !! When I grow up, I want to be a post whore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #5 May 15, 2002 Geeshz, his 50 cal Desert Eagle woulda been sittin' in the water bottle holder on his bike while we was playin'...-Hixxx"Sous ma tub, Dr Suess ma tub" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #6 May 15, 2002 ** yawn ** Everyone knows there are no Rottweiler's in Texas. Fly your slot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #7 May 15, 2002 "Everyone knows there are no Rottweiler's in Texas"Thats cos them kids shot them all CyaD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 May 15, 2002 Quote** yawn ** I'm kinda curious as to how many people yawned when they read that?!"And to those who have seen it, it's a true work of art" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 May 16, 2002 Hey, HEY! Watch it now...Texas will take no gruff from one of it's 47 sub-burbs! AerialsSo up highWhen you free your lives (the) eternal prize Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
