More things to tell your co workers

[lummy 4]

1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"
2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!"
3. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"
4. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up."
5. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
6. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
7. "Do I look like a fucking people person!"
8. "This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting."
9. "I started out with nothing; still have most of it left."
10. "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me."
11. "YOU!!... off my planet!!!"
12. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose."
13. "Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control."
14. "Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."
15. "And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....?"
16. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
17. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
18. "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."
19. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
20. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable."
21. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet."
22. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
23. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
24. "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"
25. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
26. "Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it."
27. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
28. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
29. "Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done."
30. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
31. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
32. "Earth is full. Go home."
33. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
34. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
35. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
36. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."
37. "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......

[freeflir29 0]

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A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth

Shit!!! Back to the drawing board.......
"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!"

[ChromeBoy 0]

="YOU!!... off my planet!!!"
I have said this many times.
="Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
Actually ChromeDome is a very nice place where people are friendly!
="Earth is full. Go home."
I would be very happy to. ChromeDome is lovely. If you are nice I will take you with me!
<----- This is the planet ChromeDome. I am from here. We have a very fast moon and it is dark all the time.

[freeflir29 0]

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If you are nice I will take you with me!

Does this involve comets and a new pair of Nikes......
"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!"

[hobbes4star 0]

not 45hrs a week more like 60hrs a week to be this poor
why jump when you can fly

[ChromeBoy 0]

=Does this involve comets and a new pair of Nikes....
Yes. You will see comets, black holes, and we will bypass all the planets you humans are aware of. Although we will be traveling faster than the speed of light so if you blink you will miss them. I have my own special clothing but you can get by with the Tony Space Suit, and a Oxygen A3. You can wear Nikes and be sure to pick up Nike Leather Batting Gloves to ensure your skin is not exposed. No need for an audible or hand altimeter though. Here is another picture of what we call "ChromeDome" also known as Enceladus.
<----- This is the planet ChromeDome. I am from here. We have a very fast moon and it is dark all the time.

[freeflir29 0]

It certainly doesn't look nice..... Do I have to drink a cup of any "Special" liquid before starting this journey?
"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!"

[ChromeBoy 0]

=Do I have to drink a cup of any "Special" liquid before starting this journey?
No. Although we will drink some beers on the way there. We are known to, as you say, "raise the roof" every once in awhile. Just be prepared for a totally different atmosphere then here on earth. We are much more advanced then you humans are. We are not made up of meat as you humans are. Get ready for a surprise.
<----- This is the planet ChromeDome. I am from here. We have a very fast moon and it is dark all the time.

[freeflir29 0]

Thats funny!!!!!
"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!"

[nacmacfeegle 0]

"We are not made up of meat as you humans are"
It sounds to me like you are all bone ......
Hehehehe
Cya
D

[rhino 0]

Good one Lummy.. lol
Blue Skies .....