neighbor's dog won't shut up.

[sunshine 2]

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or report that their house is on fire etc.

Oh, just wait til skymedic reads this...."And to those who have seen it, it's a true work of art"

[GrumpySmurf 0]

A little story...
Man old man had the best solution for this - he used to work as an undercover narcotic officer. Often times they would bust a small time user, but the paper work for filing an ounce of whatever was too much of a hassle - so they would toss it into this briefcase they had and just flush all of it once a month (and let the user 'off' on the condition that he play informant for them).
Anyways, the neighbours dog had the same issue as yours did, and would bark for hours on end at night - so one night the old man got some ground beef out of the freezer, thawed it in the microwave and popped a few pills of diazapan (sp?) (from the 'seizure briefcase') in there and took it to said dog, next door.
All you would hear was,
"woof!woof!woof!woof!woof!....woof!woof!.....woof!..............woof!........................woooof......."
The dog slept for about 2 days straight.
Painkillers and ground beef - works wonders.
Though I will never admit to this being truth or fiction.
Of course see how much fun you can have with the cat and a little bit of cocaine. I still crack up laughing thinking about that one..but another story, another time.

[GrumpySmurf 0]

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
(Couldn't resist)

[scottbre 0]

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call the cops, its a disturbance of the peace

Actually if you have to call the police more than once because of it, the police can get a court-order sort of thing requiring the dog's owners to have the dog's vocal cords surgically severed.
Turn off the world before you come to bed.

[TequilaGirl 0]

You could try the old pellet gun trick.........or grind up some Vicodin and put it in the ground beef.........

[Darkzone 0]

First, tape the dog's mouth/muzzle shut, then cut its bollocks off with a pair of pinking shears and finally pour molten glass into its ass. I find it works every time Far away is close at hand in images of elsewhere.

[airann 1]

<<<<..G .. A .. S .. P .. >>>>>
Kill them fist???? Ask questions later???
The new Star Wars is out. ... an air conditioner is sending out a noise that only they can hear.... you are slowly being poisoned ... Or ..... Timmy is trapped and the creek is rising....
There is always a reason....
humas are so stupid they are the last to know.
Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com
If you dont know what soap tastes like, you have never washed a dog. ...

[jfields 0]

That was very stream of consciousness. Care to give us the translated version? Justin

[Muenkel 0]

Maybe masturbation kills dogs also...hmm?
But don't look at me, my hand is still numb from my shoulder injury.
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
Chris

[nacmacfeegle 0]

"hand is still numb"
That's just perfect then, it'll feel like someone else is doing it for you! Cya
D

[Haeloth 0]

Seen the Godfather trilogy?
Remember the scene where some guy finds the head of his favorite horse in the bed with him?
Would probably work just as well with dogs...
Nobody expects the...um...the Spanish...um...

[Slowfaller 0]

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Remember the scene where some guy finds the head of his favorite horse in the bed with him?

Chris Farley: Demi Moore is married to Bruce Willis right?
Jeff Daniels: Yes, I believe so
Chris Farley: You remember Die Hard?
Jeff Daniels: Yes, Yes I do.
Chris Farley: You - You remember in Die Hard when Bruce Willis had to walk across the floor barefoot and there was all of that broken glass and he had to walk throuh it with his barefeet? Do you remember that?
Jeff Daniels: Uh-huh yeah Chris I remember that.
Chris Farley: That was awesome.

Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

[Iflyme 0]

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This is a problem with the neighbour, not the dog, dogs bark, its natural.

Exactly! Talk to the people. If nothing comes of it, then go to plan C

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report that their house is on fire

I'm sure the firefighters would enjoy being part of your little prank.
What about recording the barking, then playing back - LOUD - with your big speakers pointed at the neighbours house when they are trying to sleep...
"There's nothing new under the sun"