skybytch 273 #1 May 20, 2002 This has to be the strangest spam I've ever received..."Subject: Government Alien technology needed! 14375X-Mozilla-Status2: 00000000If you are a time traveler or alien and or in procession of alien or government technology I need your help! My case is truly genuine! I seek to work with someone who is of a kind nature, someone I can call my savior as well as a friend.My life has been severely tampered with and cursed by evil beings!!I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!I need to be able to:Travel back in time.Rewind my life including my age back to 4.I am in great danger and need this immediately!I want to work with you in any way possible.I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using either the dimensional warp or the brain snapshot device and then sends your consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. I'm almost certain the dimensional warp would be the safest and best solution. Please explain how safe and what your method involves.I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilities and is useless without a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator orwhere I can get some of the blue or red glowing moon crystals this would also be helpful. I amhowever concerned with the high level of radiation these crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding this would be helpful. I believe the vortex would have to be east-west polarized,North-south polarized vortexes are used for cross-dimensional time travel only. Also, I know about the three dimension 4 bit (CODE) our universe is written in. Ifyou are one of the very few beings who can edit this code, or know the passwords which can bespoken over a vortex, please reply!If you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: powerhouse213@aol.comThanks5/19/2002"---Gosh, I sure hope he/she/it finds someone who can help...pull & flare,lisaIf I can't have everything, well, then just give me a taste... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 May 20, 2002 Apparently this guy makes some really good homemade acid....."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #3 May 20, 2002 Can I have whatever he's on please ??!! There's no tomorrow - you ain't gonna live it for me - The Offspring Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 May 20, 2002 Man! Why can't I get cool spam like that?I'm on some sort of list for the Nigerian 4-1-9 scam and constantly get those, which I immediately forward on to the Secret Service, but stuff like time travel is really cool.I wonder what the scam is there? Is he just collecting email addressesquadehttp://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #5 May 20, 2002 "Strange" Indeed - --D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beeron 0 #6 May 20, 2002 I've got some of the blue and red glowing moon crystals......but hey, it's really gonna cost him! : )"My eyes are dry and my hands are cleanand I can't believe all the things I've seen" -- Blind Melon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #7 May 20, 2002 Bytch, I didn't know you were going to post my e-mail here! And why are you calling it Spam. I don't like spam. It tastes like crap! If anyone out there can help me I should would appreciate it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #8 May 21, 2002 According to the spam I get, I am in debt, gay, and I have a thing for "HOT HOT HOT WET WET WET ASIAN SLUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I am also apparently looking for great deals on guitars, Viagra, and toner for the laser printer that I don't own.--Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #9 May 21, 2002 Quote! If anyone out there can help me I should would appreciate it!AWWW.. C'mon CHROME!!! You already know that we sent you back in time to help you. Don't tell me you forgot again. Remeber when you were 4, this strange man (wearinga black and white jumpsuit) snuck into your room and told you that whatever happens "YOU MUST POST withought prejudice and without meaning as much as possible for that is your calling in life"One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #10 May 21, 2002 I get a lot of Clay's mail: HOT FARM SEX(sorry, clay, you know i love you!)Anne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 May 21, 2002 QuoteI get a lot of Clay's mail: HOT FARM SEXSSSSHHHH....Thats what is paying for all my jump tickets. Hell, I'm getting $300 per month just from Skreamer...not to mention the small fortune Chrommie spends on my site....."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #12 May 21, 2002 QuoteRemeber when you were 4, this strange man (wearinga black and white jumpsuit) snuck into your room and told you that whatever happens "YOU MUST POST withought prejudice and without meaning as much as possible for that is your calling in life"See HH! There is a reason why I do this. Lummy says it is my calling in life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
