FallRate 0 #1 May 21, 2002 Sorry about the title, but I wasn't getting any attention with my original subject heading. Sooooooo.....I figure Summerfest is close enough to get a fair count of the DZ.com'ers who will be attending. So...who will be attending? I'll be there for the second weekend...like anyone gives a flying rats ass if I live or die in this hellish wasteland....err...bit of self-pity there, sorry. Just getting sick of North Dakota...I miss my friends. Is a 2000 mile weekend trip to visit me too much to ask!? OK, maybe it is. Hoping to see some friends in Ottawa! Old or New! OK, back to the gay thing. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad. Spend the day with your "buddy", get some jumps in, watch some cool skydiving vids, drink like idiots at the bonfire, head back to the camper and....nope, can't see it. Sure it has it benefits, but I have one hell of a gag reflex and can't seem to understand how a hairy-ass can be attractive. Speaking of which, how in the hell do women stomach having sex with men!!!??? It just isn't fair! Why was I cursed with this overpowering desire for the opposite sex, when I can't seem to figure out a damn thing about them? Why God, WHY!? FallRate: "Still Looking For A Homosexual Man Trapped In A Woman's Body" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #2 May 21, 2002 I think most of us are going to WFFC. I might stop in at Summerfest for a day or two on the way down, but I'll be spending most of the time at WFFC.WFFC or Summerfest? WFFC Summerfest Both _AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 May 21, 2002 QuoteOK, back to the gay thing. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad. Spend the day with your "buddy", get some jumps in, watch some cool skydiving vids, drink like idiots at the bonfire, head back to the camper and....Didnt realize you needed a man for that.. damm, I fucked up by marrying that skychick of mine! lol... but if thats the way you wanna go Fallrate, it takes all sorts...RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 May 21, 2002 QuoteOK, back to the gay thing. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad. Spend the day with your "buddy", get some jumps in, watch some cool skydiving vids, drink like idiots at the bonfire, head back to the camper and....Umm...ya know there are female skydivers so you could do all that stuff with a chick."And to those who have seen it, it's a true work of art" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #5 May 21, 2002 Thats OK sunshine... if fallrate wants to go back to his camper with a guy, its his call... we're a open minded bunch here...RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #6 May 21, 2002 Quotewe're a open minded bunch here... Yes, but please spare us the details! "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 May 21, 2002 QuoteYes, but please spare us the details! Haha, but i bet you'd like details of my encounters with other women."And to those who have seen it, it's a true work of art" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #8 May 21, 2002 Sunshine,Until we see video, it never happened.... (geee.. I'm turning into a freeflyier...)RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #9 May 21, 2002 QuoteHaha, but i bet you'd like details of my encounters with other women. I'm with Remster on this one. Proof is needed!"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 May 21, 2002 QuoteUntil we see video, it never happenedIt seems I just got a camera too......"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #11 May 22, 2002 QuoteUmm...ya know there are female skydivers so you could do all that stuff with a chick.I'm trying...I'm trying! That's really the point...I want a woman to do that with, without having to worry about my stupid male mentality screwing things up. Just imagine....You let some gas go in the car...Girlfriend: UHH! Do you have to do that in the car!?Boyfriend: Dude! Nice one. My turn!You've been drinking all night and are starting to get sick...Girlfriend: Honey, I think it's time you call it a night.Boyfriend: Dude! You have to fight through it. Have another shot!Just seems like it would be much easier to be gay. FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #12 May 22, 2002 In reply to....You let some gas go in the car...Girlfriend: UHH! Do you have to do that in the car!?Boyfriend: Dude! Nice one. My turn!You've been drinking all night and are starting to get sick...Girlfriend: Honey, I think it's time you call it a night.Boyfriend: Dude! You have to fight through it. Have another shot!ROFLMAO! I've been dating guys all my life and have yet to meet one that sees the humor in that. Maybe I just need to date more skydivers?? Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisG 0 #13 May 22, 2002 Hey Fallrate,I know what you mean. Considering the odds arearound 8 males to 2 females on any DZ, you might have a better chance of gettin' some if your gay.I like that farting thing too.Hey, how about you and me???Opps , just kidding.Honest. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #14 May 22, 2002 Whoa, my homophobia is acting up. I must leave this thread. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
