Bathroom walls!

[pop 0]

I don't know how it works in the women's restrooms, because I've never been in one, but in the men's there are phrases written all over the walls. Seems as if men turn into great writers when nature calls. As we do our best thinking, with our boxers around the knees, we come up with some witty phrases such as "For a good time call...," or "So and so is gay...," and so on.
Well, I too, partake in such activities from time to time. It usually just depends on whether or not I have a writing utensil. I want to share with you the little poem that I like to scribble on the walls of bathroom stalls.
"Writing on bathroom walls, my friend,
Is not so wise a deed.
Around turd we're all great poets,
Around great poets we're all SHIT!"
Have a good day!!!
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!"

[Rachill 0]

Pop, you never cease to amaze me......

[Muenkel 0]

poop...uh, I mean pop;
I can honestly say I don't think I have ever written on a bathroom wall, but I certainly enjoy reading them!
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
Chris

[Muenkel 0]

BTW, you would not believe what they have in women's restrooms....sofas, chairs, jacuzzis, wet bars, makeup counters, etc. And all the chicks just sit around in their panties kissing and stuff. They also make fun of us guys while they are in there.
If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.
Chris

[jceman 1]

My favorite's are those with answers.The best one I remember:
"My mother made me a homosexual"
"If I buy the yarn, will she make me one?"

[pop 0]

I KNOW!!!! I've caught a glimpse of a few before. What the hell do you need a couch in their for? You'd figure it'd be the guys who would put a couch in their bathroom, with a TV, and all the sports channels. What do women do with a couch?
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!"

[PLFKING 4]

My favorite (in high school)...
"Please flush twice -- it's a long way to the cafeteria."
Don

[Rachill 0]

"what do women do with a couch"
Well........... what do you think we do? We "kiss and stuff"
wink wink

[skymama 37]

yeah, why do you think women always go to the bathroom in pairs anyway, silly? Of COURSE the couch is for kissing and stuff!
Andrea
I'm high as a kite
I just might
Stop and check you out.

[pop 0]

Thanx for clearing it up. That answers a world of questions.
:)
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!"

[freeflir29 0]

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Of COURSE the couch is for kissing and stuff!

Hang on!!! I have a fresh battery and a pack of new tapes in the car.......be right back!!!
"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!"

[Rachill 0]

Hey, it's for girls only......
That's why it's called the Girls Restroom

[freeflir29 0]

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Hey, it's for girls only......

It's OK...you'll never know I'm there. I'll just be orbiting and shooting video..."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!"

[Sebazz1 2]

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Sebazz........

[PhillyKev 0]

You can shake it,
You can squeeze it,
You can bang it on the wall.
But it must go back in your pants,
For that last, damn drop to fall.
cielos azules y cerveza fría
-Kevin

[jtval 0]

well you all heard the ..\
here i sit....poem but did you hear the reply?
here I sit broken hearted.
I tried to shit but only farted.
the reply is:
dont complian, you had your chance.
I tried to fart but shit my pants!
Life's a bitch, and I'm her Pimp!
JT
http://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100

[ChromeBoy 0]

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That is a good one Sebazz!

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[Sebazz1 2]

"One Smart Man He Felt Smart"
Sebazz........

[hobbes4star 0]

he who writes on shit house walls
leave little balls of shit.
he who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit.
why jump when you can fly

[rgoper 0]

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if you can piss above this line, the fire department needs you!
Richard
"Gravity Is My Friend"

[kingbunky 3]

from a truck stop bathroom:
here i sit with a broken heart,
took my last two pills and my truck won't start.
but just to prove i'm a die hard trucker,
i took two more and pushed the motherf$cker!
...or my personal favourite (used it in high school year books)
roses are red
violets are blue
most poems rhyme,
but this one doesn't.
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bunky
get crazy, before it gets you.

[rgoper 0]

saw this one once, but it's kinda rude:
i bet the best piece of ass you've ever had, is when your finger slipped through the toilet paper!
then there's this one:
if you shake it more than twice, your playing with it. (i know, not funny!)
Richard
"Gravity Is My Friend"