Muenkel 0 #1 May 24, 2002 I am sure this thread will result in some very interesting responses.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #2 May 24, 2002 It's all about the morning urination. Generally you have to go horizontal over the toilet or you would get the ceiling all wet! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nacmacfeegle 0 #3 May 24, 2002 Cos I like to go to work on an egg.......for our colonial cousins.....It was an old advertising campaign in the UK....CyaDGravity Rat # 37Remember, we can do everything right, and still get hurt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #4 May 24, 2002 its not a boner. its a kick stand. I would fall over in my sleep if it wasnt for my human kickstand!Life's a bitch, and I'm her Pimp!JThttp://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #5 May 24, 2002 Gawd I'm feeling old. I can't remember the last time I woke up with a boner Maybe I just need to wake up next to a hottie.Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #6 May 24, 2002 Take some viagra Keith. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,120 #7 May 24, 2002 >why do we start everyday with a boner?Same reason all the warning lights come on when you start your car. Makes sure all the bulbs are still working.-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #8 May 24, 2002 Chrommie.....just make sure that you start your day with your own boner and not someone elses....."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #9 May 24, 2002 QuoteChrommie.....just make sure that you start your day with your own boner and not someone elses.....I know you would be jealous Clay. I told you I would never cheat on you and I mean it. Now come up here and bring me some more KY because I am out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #10 May 24, 2002 QuoteNow come up here and bring me some more KY because I am out.Last time you said you just wanted sand...... "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #11 May 24, 2002 You mean that morning wood wasn't just cuz he was waking up next to me?Damn. Another illusion shattered. Sometimes I hate you people. pull & flare,lisa"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda sez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #12 May 24, 2002 QuoteYou mean that morning wood wasn't just cuz he was waking up next to me?Ummm.....well....of course it was honey......"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tee 0 #13 May 24, 2002 Quote Chrommie.....just make sure that you start your day with your own boner and not someone elses..... ROFLMAO!!!!! tee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #14 May 24, 2002 Sorry Clay but I am stopping the games now because I just had lunch and I don't want to get sick. Keep your homosexual tendencies to yourself I am strickly a ladies man! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #15 May 24, 2002 QuoteI am strickly a ladies manLadies Man....or Lady-man? You guys make the call.....Ha-Haaaaa....I haven't eaten lunch yet...besides....I have a cast iron stomach...."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hisgoofyness 0 #16 May 24, 2002 Maybe I'm over-sexed, but I don't wake up with everyday...Well, I guess it is still most days, just not everyday...hisgoofyness "650 acres of grass and 5 acres of pavement, why did you land on the taxiway..." RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Iflyme 0 #17 May 24, 2002 I'm just happy to be waking up every morning... although there was that time I woke up in the afternoon not too long ago!"There's nothing new under the sun" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #18 May 24, 2002 One of my most embarassing moments was when I was on a flight from San Francisco to Atlanta and I was asleep and kicked back in my chair with a pair of slick pants and a T-Shirt on. The Flight Attendant put a blanket on me and I woke up to find I had a huge hard on. People that were sitting around me were trying not to laugh. I thanked the Flight Attendant and she started laughing and walked away! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ScottishJohn 25 #19 May 24, 2002 Can you think of a better way of starting the day =================================I can smell your noodles !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #20 May 24, 2002 QuoteThe Flight Attendant put a blanket on me and I woke up to find I had a huge hard onI bet you were wishing you had your rig on so you could just leave huh? "The Captain has now turned on the No Boner light...""Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #21 May 24, 2002 QuoteI bet you were wishing you had your rig on so you could just leave huh?I just laughed about it. It was a long flight anyway and this justmade it longer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #22 May 24, 2002 Was the flight attendant hot? If so you should asked her for "A little help" "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #23 May 24, 2002 QuoteWas the flight attendant hot? If so you should asked her for "A little help" Nope. That made it even worse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #24 May 24, 2002 QuoteNope. That made it even worseBWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thanks dude....thats the funniest shit I have heard all day! "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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nacmacfeegle 0 #3 May 24, 2002 Cos I like to go to work on an egg.......for our colonial cousins.....It was an old advertising campaign in the UK....CyaDGravity Rat # 37Remember, we can do everything right, and still get hurt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 May 24, 2002 its not a boner. its a kick stand. I would fall over in my sleep if it wasnt for my human kickstand!Life's a bitch, and I'm her Pimp!JThttp://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #5 May 24, 2002 Gawd I'm feeling old. I can't remember the last time I woke up with a boner Maybe I just need to wake up next to a hottie.Keith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #6 May 24, 2002 Take some viagra Keith. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #7 May 24, 2002 >why do we start everyday with a boner?Same reason all the warning lights come on when you start your car. Makes sure all the bulbs are still working.-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 May 24, 2002 Chrommie.....just make sure that you start your day with your own boner and not someone elses....."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #9 May 24, 2002 QuoteChrommie.....just make sure that you start your day with your own boner and not someone elses.....I know you would be jealous Clay. I told you I would never cheat on you and I mean it. Now come up here and bring me some more KY because I am out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 May 24, 2002 QuoteNow come up here and bring me some more KY because I am out.Last time you said you just wanted sand...... "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #11 May 24, 2002 You mean that morning wood wasn't just cuz he was waking up next to me?Damn. Another illusion shattered. Sometimes I hate you people. pull & flare,lisa"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda sez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 May 24, 2002 QuoteYou mean that morning wood wasn't just cuz he was waking up next to me?Ummm.....well....of course it was honey......"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tee 0 #13 May 24, 2002 Quote Chrommie.....just make sure that you start your day with your own boner and not someone elses..... ROFLMAO!!!!! tee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #14 May 24, 2002 Sorry Clay but I am stopping the games now because I just had lunch and I don't want to get sick. Keep your homosexual tendencies to yourself I am strickly a ladies man! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 May 24, 2002 QuoteI am strickly a ladies manLadies Man....or Lady-man? You guys make the call.....Ha-Haaaaa....I haven't eaten lunch yet...besides....I have a cast iron stomach...."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #16 May 24, 2002 Maybe I'm over-sexed, but I don't wake up with everyday...Well, I guess it is still most days, just not everyday...hisgoofyness "650 acres of grass and 5 acres of pavement, why did you land on the taxiway..." RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #17 May 24, 2002 I'm just happy to be waking up every morning... although there was that time I woke up in the afternoon not too long ago!"There's nothing new under the sun" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #18 May 24, 2002 One of my most embarassing moments was when I was on a flight from San Francisco to Atlanta and I was asleep and kicked back in my chair with a pair of slick pants and a T-Shirt on. The Flight Attendant put a blanket on me and I woke up to find I had a huge hard on. People that were sitting around me were trying not to laugh. I thanked the Flight Attendant and she started laughing and walked away! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #19 May 24, 2002 Can you think of a better way of starting the day =================================I can smell your noodles !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 May 24, 2002 QuoteThe Flight Attendant put a blanket on me and I woke up to find I had a huge hard onI bet you were wishing you had your rig on so you could just leave huh? "The Captain has now turned on the No Boner light...""Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #21 May 24, 2002 QuoteI bet you were wishing you had your rig on so you could just leave huh?I just laughed about it. It was a long flight anyway and this justmade it longer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 May 24, 2002 Was the flight attendant hot? If so you should asked her for "A little help" "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #23 May 24, 2002 QuoteWas the flight attendant hot? If so you should asked her for "A little help" Nope. That made it even worse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 May 24, 2002 QuoteNope. That made it even worseBWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thanks dude....thats the funniest shit I have heard all day! "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
