the truth about beer!

[kingbunky 3]

Scientists have just revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To test their theory, scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively and loudly without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive.
No further testing was found to be necessary.
[runs and hides]
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bunky
get crazy, before it gets you.

[Iflyme 0]

Bwahaahhaahaha!!!
"There's nothing new under the sun"

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

So true, so true.
There's no such thing as gravity - the earth just sucks

[kmcguffee 0]

LOL Too much beer makes you grow tits too.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

so why didn't my ex have em then?
There's no such thing as gravity - the earth just sucks

[kmcguffee 0]

The answer is obvious. Not enough beer. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

You haven't met her have you ??!! Or do you mean for me ?
There's no such thing as gravity - the earth just sucks

[kmcguffee 0]

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Or do you mean for me ?

Well......if it's not working on her, give it a try!
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

[TEB6363 0]

Love them beer goggles. Everyone looks better at 2:00 am....Etc. etc....
:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Until you get home and look in the mirror (right before you puke)
There's no such thing as gravity - the earth just sucks

[freeflir29 0]

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Too much beer makes you grow tits too.

I'm tellin ya!!!
"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!"

[PhillyKev 0]

You don't have to tell us....we can see for ourselves
cielos azules y cerveza fría
-Kevin

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

You must be one very drunk person dude !!
There's no such thing as gravity - the earth just sucks

[freeflir29 0]

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You must be one very drunk person dude !!

Well....only on Friday, Saturday, and sometimes......Sunday nights....
"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!"

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Thought it was any day that ended in a "Y"
There's no such thing as gravity - the earth just sucks

[freeflir29 0]

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Thought it was any day that ended in a "Y"

Believe it or not it's fairly out of the ordinary for me to drink during the week. Through all my years in the military I learned that it sucks to get up early and it sucks even worse if your hung over..."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!"