GroundZero 0 #1 April 11, 2002 Hey...I'm new to this stuff, but I figured that you all would know... This morning my wife, Kristi, brought me a tray with a great breakfast, including that fresh ground coffee and... get this... flowers! Pretty nice, when I asked her "what's up?", she just giggled and wandered away....There was this plastic stick-like thing on the tray, I don't know just how to descibe it... white, plastic... flat with a cover on one side... two windows... the print is "e-p-t" and in each of the two windows are a red vertical stripe. Any help here? I dunno know what it is but it makes her real happy... I'm really enjoying her enthusiasm. I can't wait to find out. Anything that makes her this happy makes me even happier! Help me figure this out. What the hell is this e-p-t thing and what does the striping in the windows mean?Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 April 11, 2002 Congrats dude you new $$$ pit is only 9 months out. Have you guys been trying?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #3 April 11, 2002 Well assuming your not trolling,.......someones going to be a DADDY!!!!jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #4 April 11, 2002 Congratulations!!!!! You are either gonna be a daddy or its a new test called EPT that stands for Early Premenstral Tantrum. The red indicator means WARNING EXCESSIVE VIOLENCE.So be ready to run just in case. Like the Black Widow spider, most wives like to mate before they kill. :)JJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GroundZero 0 #5 April 11, 2002 "Well assuming your not trolling,.......someones going to be a DADDY!!!!"WOW! that's news to me!Does it tell who? I mean ...like... is it ... Beezy? or oh shit... George? Do you read this like tea leaves or what?Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #6 April 11, 2002 Papa?????? Congrats!!!!! And when did they change them? They used to be different colors blue for "OH damn, time to sell the Vette"baby's hungry and the money's all gone. the folks back home don't want to talk on the phone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GroundZero 0 #7 April 11, 2002 Could this have something to do with the "Cloning" thread?or maybe the political threads... That's it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #8 April 11, 2002 Congratulations!!!!!!!! That is so cool!!!!!Eve was framed!http://home.earthlink.net/~linzwalley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GroundZero 0 #9 April 11, 2002 no... you people are jumping the gun... this is actually a new rigging tool to test for acid mesh on round canopies... this positive test result came from a 1963 t-.....oh shit, i can't deny it, I'm gonna be a Daddy!Yeehaa!!!!!!!yes it was planned and practiced heavily and often!!!Chris (and Kristi!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #10 April 11, 2002 BIG congratz Chris.What address should I send the cigars too?I guess that's about nine monthes premature... Hrmph._AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #11 April 11, 2002 Congratulations, "Papa"!Ciels and Pinks-MicheleIf you really want to, you can seize the day; if you really want to, you can fly away...~enya~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GroundZero 0 #12 April 11, 2002 No... what's your address... I send the cigars...(proud papa-to-be!)Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #13 April 11, 2002 QuoteNo... what's your address... I send the cigars...(proud papa-to-be!)Hah! See what I know?Ok, you can send them to:728 w jackson BlvdChicago, Il 60661Suite 217Congrats! I'm sure you'll make a great daddy._AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GroundZero 0 #14 April 11, 2002 on my next trip south, i'll pick up some cubans... Chrishehehe I'm still on cloud 9.... (let's see, diapers.. I can do that ooh... she(or) he'll be class of 2020, that's kinda cool!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diver123 0 #15 April 11, 2002 We should all be celebrating here! We have a new-up and coming- skydiver in the makings here!!! Congrats on the new baby! "pull high! It's lower than you think..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #16 April 11, 2002 This brings back some memories...After Kimberly missed her second period we became a little curious and did a pregnancy test. She told me if there was two lines we were pregnant. Well, I thought that was in addition to the test line that you compare it to. So, when she handed me the positive result, I thought it was negative. We didn't say another word to each other about it. She discretly worried for two weeks without comment before realizing I really didn't know we were really pregnant. I did a really poor job of acting shocked we she told me again, because it was what I had wanted all along. She later would claim I planned the whole thing! Anyway, what ensued was the most awe inspiring 9 months of my life. Watching her body change and her belly grow, spotting the first kick to seeing my son take his first breath of air... Incredible!!! But, then you come down from it pretty fast after you start changing diapers, Blah, ha, ha!!!4 years later, my son is still the most incredible part of my life...Congratulations! Enjoy your peding papahood!-Hixxx"Sous ma tub, Dr. Suess ma tub" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #17 April 11, 2002 Is this your first child? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 April 11, 2002 Quoteyes it was planned and practiced heavily and often!!!Well....now that the fun part is over with........"It's all about the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #19 April 11, 2002 QuoteThere was this plastic stick-like thing on the tray, I don't know just how to descibe it... white, plastic... flat with a cover on one side... two windows... the print is "e-p-t" and in each of the two windows are a red vertical stripe. Dude! She pee'd on that thing! Congratulations.-Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 April 11, 2002 Congrats man! Now, only about 8 years and 9 months till you have a resident packer that works real cheap. Just ask Pammi about her necklace business..."Are they short-shorts?" T.B. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #21 April 11, 2002 congrats chris.....nice challenge coin....Cheers....vasbytmarc"I have no fear of falling, I just hate hitting the ground"-The Badlees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #22 April 11, 2002 Congrats, Chris!Being pregnant can be VERY uncomfortable at times to say the least, so do your wife a favor and go WAY out of your way to treat her like a Princess the next 9 months. Keep us updated!AndreaI'm high as a kiteI just mightStop and check you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #23 April 11, 2002 He shoots...he scores! Gooooaaaaaalllllll!Gooooaaaaaalllllll!Gooooaaaaaalllllll!(applause) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GroundZero 0 #24 April 11, 2002 Chromey,I hope you're not implying... Triplets!Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #25 April 11, 2002 The more the merrier! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
