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mountainman

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You could, but not everyone would understand you

Here is something to get people started:
Here are some spanish for the non speakers.
If you go to a spanish speaking dropzone and you want to jump, go to the manifest lady and tell her this:
Quiero tener relaciones sexuales y salvajes con usted = I would like to skydive (sexuales in spanish is not sex)
Quitese la ropa = When is my jump?
Usted no sirve! = You are the best!
Donde queda el burdel? = where is my room?
Usted es una puta bien bonita, gracias = you are a nice lady, thanks.
If a cop comes near you after this, don't worry just tell him this:
Mierdon no me molestes, esto es un secuestro = Officer how are you? this is a fine place.
After the cop takes you to a tour and shows you how he puts the criminals in jail, and lets you talk to them, you can tell them:
Hola soy homosexual, acerquense = I am not gay, get away.
:D
Before you use this sentences, ask monkeyman to explain them a lil bit, so you know at what tone of voice you should tell them or if you want to add something, but I think its perfect like that. Hope it helps.
Disclaimer: Use it under your own risk, you might and will get in jail if you say that, and in jail you might and will get something you wouldn't like. Had to write the disclaimer, dunno how many of you would of done it.
"Life is full of danger, so why be afraid?"
drenaline

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Congratulations, Brandon......now it's off to the working world.
And the only Spanish I remember is (sp?) "Besse mi colla, chingue tu madre".........but the opportunities to use it are quite limited, unless you enjoy brawling.....:)Don

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