SkydiveMonkey 0 #1 May 27, 2002 A man walks into a bar with an octopusThe barman looks at him side ways and says why do you walk round with anoctopus,The man replies he's alright, he's actually very talented,Talented the barmans replies, what can he do?The man says he can play any musical you can put in front of him!No way says the barman!Yes he can the man replies, I'll bet £50.00 on it!One man over hearing the conversation walks up with a guitar, the octopuspicks it up and plays it like Jimmy Hendrix, everyone looks astonishedandthe guitar man hands over £50,Another man walks over with a trumpet, sure enough the octopus picks itupand proceeds to play it like Louis Armstrong, the trumpet man shakes hisheadand hands over £50,The a Scots man walks up with a set of bag pipes, the octopus just looksatit,The barmans shouts see, he can't play them,The octopus replies: Play it, I'm trying to work out how to get it'sknickers off and then I'm gonna shag it! Let's go play chicken with a planet !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #2 May 27, 2002 Btw -- I saw the octopus the next morning, and asked him how it went.He said "It was terrible.........every time I poked her, she cut loose with the most god-awful banshee wailing sounds you've ever heard....."Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #3 May 27, 2002 Quote god-awful banshee wailing sounds you've ever heard Has he been at my ex by mistake Let's go play chicken with a planet !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #4 May 28, 2002 omg this thread is awsome! lolI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
