Muenkel 0 #1 May 28, 2002 I go for a follow up appt. this morning. There is a total hottie new nurse. She asks me how I injured my shoulder. I told her in "skydiving school". Let's face it, this gets you "cool" points. A little later, I hear her in a conversation with the Doc and she mentions that it was a skydiving injury and the bastard corrects her and says "actually, it happened in the wind tunnel"!If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 May 28, 2002 He was just feeling the pressure. He's probably in her pants and didn't want her stolen by a skydiver....."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #3 May 28, 2002 LOL, looks like you were shot down in flames.I hope the shoulder get better soon.TTFN=================================I can smell your noodles !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #4 May 28, 2002 If the doctor makes you pull down your pants and cough tell him that you would feel better if someone was in the room and have him bring in the nurse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #5 May 28, 2002 When he was out of the room, I took all his tongue depressors and shoved them down my pants and returned them to the bin.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #6 May 28, 2002 QuoteI took all his tongue depressors and shoved them down my pants and returned them to the binWhats this Dr's name? I don't think I want to visit his office any time soon....."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyhi 24 #7 May 28, 2002 QuoteI took all his tongue depressors and shoved them down my pants and returned them to the bin.That's teaching the Doctor! It'll probably screw up his Zagat rating. flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #8 May 28, 2002 QuoteWhats this Dr's name? I don't think I want to visit his office any time soon.....That is my little secret.I just thought of something...with my luck lately, watch me come down with a sore throat and have to visit him for a checkup.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #9 May 28, 2002 Quotewith my luck lately, watch me come down with a sore throat and have to visit him for a checkupOr a previous patient with Herpes had the same idea you did....."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kmcguffee 0 #10 May 28, 2002 LMAO!"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #11 May 28, 2002 QuoteWhen he was out of the room, I took all his tongue depressors and shoved them down my pants and returned them to the bin.I was feeling sorry for your injury situation, until you said this.Turn off the world before you come to bed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Muenkel 0 #5 May 28, 2002 When he was out of the room, I took all his tongue depressors and shoved them down my pants and returned them to the bin.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 May 28, 2002 QuoteI took all his tongue depressors and shoved them down my pants and returned them to the binWhats this Dr's name? I don't think I want to visit his office any time soon....."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #7 May 28, 2002 QuoteI took all his tongue depressors and shoved them down my pants and returned them to the bin.That's teaching the Doctor! It'll probably screw up his Zagat rating. flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #8 May 28, 2002 QuoteWhats this Dr's name? I don't think I want to visit his office any time soon.....That is my little secret.I just thought of something...with my luck lately, watch me come down with a sore throat and have to visit him for a checkup.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 May 28, 2002 Quotewith my luck lately, watch me come down with a sore throat and have to visit him for a checkupOr a previous patient with Herpes had the same idea you did....."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kmcguffee 0 #10 May 28, 2002 LMAO!"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #11 May 28, 2002 QuoteWhen he was out of the room, I took all his tongue depressors and shoved them down my pants and returned them to the bin.I was feeling sorry for your injury situation, until you said this.Turn off the world before you come to bed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
