The explanation you have been waiting for

[kallend 2,151]

It is well known that there is a causal relationship between the existence of _ANY_ wife in the universe and men being wrong for all time, "all time" being in the context of the Standard Model. (We cannot actually
be sure before the beginning of the universe if "wife" existed, cf. "A Brief History of Time" by Steven Hawking.) This is colloquially described as the "If a man is alone in a forest and his wife is not there to hear what he says, is he necessarily wrong?" effect.
A colleague and I have finally developed the theory that lays a sound theoretical background for this effect. Unfortunately it requires a little physics/math background.
A guy's "being wrong" due to the existence of a wife in the universe is, in fact, an eigenstate of the system. It is not just that there is a _probability_ that a guy is wrong; he is, in fact, just plain
wrong. You can see this immediately if you look at the so-called
"Matrimonial Operator", and it is interesting to note that is the Matrimonial, rather than the Patrimonial, operator.
The Matrimonial Operator is a good example of an annihilation operator:
|M(t)|guy> -> 0.
Since M(t), the time-dependent Matrimonial Operator is Hermitian, it can
be written as a sum of steady-state step-down, or "put-down", operators,
usually denoted M-. M- can describe any wife.
For any given moment (t) we can solve the equation:
||^2 = [constant] x wrong
(Note that the square of the absolute value on the left-hand side assures that a married man is really, absolutely wrong for any value of t since the beginning of the universe, regardless of the choice of M-)
And that's the way it is!
JK

[GrumpySmurf 0]

Is this that Quantum Coherance thing?

[hobbes4star 0]

wait a minute if you are married than you in fact are wrong according to your own equation :0)
why jump when you can fly

[ChromeBoy 0]

All of that is too technical. Let's just leave it at if you are married you get the same boobies every night and if your not you can have multiple boobies in your lifetime. As Eddie Murphy once said..."even if you are eating Ritz Crackers and they are the best after awhile you get tired of them and Ritz doesn't appeal to you anymore. That's when you go out and do a taste test and you find out that saltines are your new favorite."

[rgoper 0]

damn engineers!
Richard
"Gravity Is My Friend"

[kallend 2,151]

<<< wait a minute if you are married than you in fact are wrong according to your own equation :0)>>>
Negative!

[rgoper 0]

damned engineers! Richard
"Gravity Is My Friend"

[drenaline 0]

Hey what will happen if you add the sum of the variable K (kids) and if the equation gets altered by the factor of ML (Mother in law)?
"Life is full of danger, so why be afraid?"
drenaline

[Iflyme 0]

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same boobies every night

EVERY NIGHT??? Can you have a chat with my missus please...
"There's nothing new under the sun"