Hate when this happens

[Slappie 9]

Mommy & "Uncle" Frank

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of
golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy
who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads
back to the clubhouse and phones home.

"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,
honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and
Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the
phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around
screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front
window and now she's all dead."

"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared
and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must
have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so
he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."

There is a long pause.

"Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?"

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[drenaline 0]

HAHAHAHAHA!! What a big UUUPSSS!!!
"Life is full of danger, so why be afraid?"
drenaline

[pop 0]

DUDE!!!! That happened to me last week!!!!!!
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!"

[drenaline 0]

eeee uummm aaa... sorry
and what happened when you called your real wife, family and house?
"Life is full of danger, so why be afraid?"
drenaline

[TEB6363 0]

Hey, since she was cheeting, the guy just saved the father the trouble of calling himself.
:::OK, Canopy is Open, No Traffic Around, .. Why are these "Extra" Lines Draping Down??, Damn!