JeffGordon 0 #1 May 29, 2002 Saturday, while putting out a static line student, I had the Cessna door slam down on my left thumb. Not the whole nail is green and blue and black. Today, when I was outside on a smoke break, one of the work whuffos (who doesn't know I jump) asked what happened to my thumb. So I started the story "I was throwing a girl out of an airplane......" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #2 May 29, 2002 Of course he wouldn't have thought you're a skydiver. With a name like that, I thought you'd be driving a #24 Chevy Monte Carlo and be trading paint when you hurt your thumb. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 May 29, 2002 Quote, I thought you'd be driving a #24 Chevy Monte Carlo and be trading paint when you hurt your thumb.Or hanging out at a gay bar.......Well...they do call him "The Rainbow Warrior" "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattwhoo 0 #4 May 29, 2002 QuoteOr hanging out at a gay bar.......Sounds like the Jeff Gordon I know and Hate!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skystorm 0 #5 May 30, 2002 ROTFLMAO@jeffDon't THINK you can, KNOW you can... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #6 May 30, 2002 QuoteOr hanging out at a gay bar.......Why don't I get this? I am confused, maybe I am paying attention.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #7 May 30, 2002 QuoteWhy don't I get this?Gay bar=Rainbow flag.....Ummm.....Don't see the connection?"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #8 May 30, 2002 I still don't get what that has to do with Jeff Gordon.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #9 May 30, 2002 QuoteI still don't get what that has to do with Jeff Gordon.OK....Nascar 101 (No...I'm not a race fan) but he has a Rainbow car, rainbow suit, rainbow trailer, they call him "The Rainbow Warrior" Hence.....the gay jokes!!! I think he is sponsored by Dupont but I always wondered what was up with all the rainbow stuff and I don't think the execs at Dupont are so stupid they didn't see a connection. "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymedic 0 #10 May 30, 2002 Jeff gordons team is called the rainbow warriors as he is sponsored by dupont imron...and the paint on the car is multi colored rainbow action.....hence....rainbow=gay...3..2..1..C-YAmarc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymedic 0 #11 May 30, 2002 Ya beat me too it....just barely...3..2..1..C-YAmarc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChromeBoy 0 #12 May 30, 2002 Gordon just got divorced from his hot wife so maybe he is a poop chute packer!Can you hear me now? Good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #13 May 30, 2002 OK, I get it now. Maybe he is a fudge packer. I always thought he was a little too "pretty" to be a NASCAR driver.BTW Chrome, you're right his X is hot!!! But I do think she is just divorcing him to get half his loot and do what she wants.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Skystorm 0 #5 May 30, 2002 ROTFLMAO@jeffDon't THINK you can, KNOW you can... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #6 May 30, 2002 QuoteOr hanging out at a gay bar.......Why don't I get this? I am confused, maybe I am paying attention.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 May 30, 2002 QuoteWhy don't I get this?Gay bar=Rainbow flag.....Ummm.....Don't see the connection?"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #8 May 30, 2002 I still don't get what that has to do with Jeff Gordon.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 May 30, 2002 QuoteI still don't get what that has to do with Jeff Gordon.OK....Nascar 101 (No...I'm not a race fan) but he has a Rainbow car, rainbow suit, rainbow trailer, they call him "The Rainbow Warrior" Hence.....the gay jokes!!! I think he is sponsored by Dupont but I always wondered what was up with all the rainbow stuff and I don't think the execs at Dupont are so stupid they didn't see a connection. "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #10 May 30, 2002 Jeff gordons team is called the rainbow warriors as he is sponsored by dupont imron...and the paint on the car is multi colored rainbow action.....hence....rainbow=gay...3..2..1..C-YAmarc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #11 May 30, 2002 Ya beat me too it....just barely...3..2..1..C-YAmarc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #12 May 30, 2002 Gordon just got divorced from his hot wife so maybe he is a poop chute packer!Can you hear me now? Good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #13 May 30, 2002 OK, I get it now. Maybe he is a fudge packer. I always thought he was a little too "pretty" to be a NASCAR driver.BTW Chrome, you're right his X is hot!!! But I do think she is just divorcing him to get half his loot and do what she wants.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
