Muenkel 0 #1 May 30, 2002 In an apparent copycat terrorist act, a Polish terrorist, Stanley Bin Ladinsky, hijacked a Goodyear blimp. So far he has bounced off five buildings.Marriage is like taking a hot bath. After you've been in it for a while...it isn't so hot.I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.'If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is---- it's you.Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to.According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue?Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #2 May 30, 2002 I'm only posting here because it is really depressing to see your thread has zero replies!If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #3 May 30, 2002 QuoteIn the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.The need Prozak because they never lost the weirdneess the acid brought forth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowbird 0 #4 May 30, 2002 Those are great! Hadn't seen most of those before.I've passed them on to my usual e-crowd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #5 May 30, 2002 Quote I'm only posting here because it is really depressing to see your thread has zero replies Replying to yourself - now THAT is depressing Let's go play chicken with a planet !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
