hobbes4star 0 #1 May 31, 2002 ok i think i get this what about anyone else??__________________________________________________Many many years agoWhen I was twenty three,I got married to a widowWho was pretty as could be.This widow had a grown-up daughterWho had hair of red.My father fell in love with her,And soon the two were wed.This made my dad my son-in-lawAnd changed my very life.My daughter was my mother,For she was my father's wife.To complicate the matters worse,Although it brought me joy,I soon became the fatherOf a bouncing baby boy.My little baby then becameA brother-in-law to dad.And so became my uncle,Though it made me very sad.For if he was my uncle,Then that also made him brotherTo the widow's grown-up daughterWho, of course, was my step-mother.Father's wife then had a son,Who kept them on the run.And he became my grandson,For he was my daughter's son.My wife is now my mother's motherAnd it makes me blue.Because, although she is my wife,She is my grandma too.If my wife is my grandmother,Then I am her grandchild.And every time I think of it,It simply drives me wild.For now I have becomeThe strangest case you ever saw.As the husband of my grandmother,I am my own grandpa.Many many years agoWhen I was twenty three,I got married to a widowWho was pretty as could be.This widow had a grown-up daughterWho had hair of red.My father fell in love with her,And soon the two were wed.This made my dad my son-in-lawAnd changed my very life.My daughter was my mother,For she was my father's wife.To complicate the matters worse,Although it brought me joy,I soon became the fatherOf a bouncing baby boy.My little baby then becameA brother-in-law to dad.And so became my uncle,Though it made me very sad.For if he was my uncle,Then that also made him brotherTo the widow's grown-up daughterWho, of course, was my step-mother.Father's wife then had a son,Who kept them on the run.And he became my grandson,For he was my daughter's son.My wife is now my mother's motherAnd it makes me blue.Because, although she is my wife,She is my grandma too.If my wife is my grandmother,Then I am her grandchild.And every time I think of it,It simply drives me wild.For now I have becomeThe strangest case you ever saw.As the husband of my grandmother,I am my own grandpa.why jump when you can fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #3 May 31, 2002 This is a old song. I think from about the 1930s. Has been "covered" several times by various artists.quadehttp://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #4 May 31, 2002 Ah...Kenny Hill. He performed this every Saturday Night, Live, for our Summer Camp program for the kids. Always wondered how he could remember all the words! were the good ol' days.ltdiver____________________________________________LightDiverCam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #5 May 31, 2002 >You from Arkansas?no from wyoming but just as bad. actually this was sent to me via email from a someone in washington...why jump when you can fly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #6 May 31, 2002 Check out THIS.quadehttp://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites