Angsty rhyming couplets

[Jessica 0]

I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as a tree.
I also think I'll never see
Anyone as disgruntled as me
To be at work on Saturday night
does just one thing, and that is: BITE
This poet made one jump today
But past 1 p.m., she couldn't play
Grr my job is dumb. Thought I'd give y'all a break from haikus.

[lippy 918]

Disgruntled you say that you are
But I bet you have a car
Till 1pm you got to play
I've been stuck in the house all day
A weekend of jumping would be a ball
But I gots no wheels and I am on call
Whuffo you sit on that couch all day?
Roger

[n2skdvn 0]

you say you got one jump today
then had to go and not play
so i sit on my rump all day
waiting for the doc to say ok
so while your sitting at your desk
sit back relax and take a rest
untill then ill sit and type
you got to jump wheres the gripe?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
click me

[Iflyme 0]

Well if you don't mind, I'll rub in in a bit: I'm not at work! I'm at home sucking beer out of glass vessels... nya nya na boo boo!
"There's nothing new under the sun"

[FallingMarc 0]

You think YOU'RE a little miffed
I had to work a 12 hour shift
It is my first week on the job
I had to wait a 14-top
at least of cash I shant be bereft
a hefty tip, that table left
So I can see your plight, but hey
at least you got to jump today.

[skybytch 273]

No jumps for me on this sunny warm day
After four weekends of fun, today I didn't play
My broken main I took to the loft
Damaged on an opening that wasn't so soft
A stuffy nose may have kept me on the ground
But I did get to the dz and a few beers I did pound.
pull & flare,
lisa
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda sez

[indyz 1]

Hopefully next weekend I'll be at Archway
With a fresh A, I'll finally be able to play
That is all.
--
Brian

[quade 4]

To other folks this just does not matter,
We should use iambic pentameter.
Shakespeare said he thought it most romantic,
But don't you find it sort of pedantic?
quade
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[diver123 0]

roses are red,
violets are blue...
I'm going skydiving tomorrow,
sucks to be you!
only kidding....
"pull high! It's lower than you think..."

[wingnut 0]

on monday i will test my luck
turn my van into a u-haul truck
pack up my things
see what the road brings
visit texas and the cutaway kid
the world will wonder what i did
now i am done with this madness
it is good i have no sadness

it only took a little pixie dust to change this mispelling

[VectorBoy 0]

Haven't jumped for too much time.
Stuck at work and low on dime.
Missed the night jumps.
Its all my fault.
6 to 8 weeks wait for my Cobalt.