Jessica 0 #1 June 2, 2002 Whoever's sneaking up when I'm not around and smearing dirt on my rig and jumpsuit, quit it! It's just not funny anymore!People are asking me if I don't know how to land. I keep trying to tell them that my landings are GREAT, it's just that unknown persons are trying to make me look bad. But everyone just laughs when I say that.Also, I swooped my PD 170 today. For 900 feet. Down the runway. Chasing the plane. After the 500-way. It would have been bigger but a bunch of people were in Waller for the freefly stuff.OK, I'm sorry. My inner 5-year-old is kicking and scratching her way out today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #2 June 2, 2002 Also, I didn't write the above. Someone with a dumb sense of humor has obviously hacked his way into my account. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #3 June 2, 2002 I'm including somethnig in the package this week I'm sending you to give to this person that keeps getting your gear dirty.....A rig brush..... If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #4 June 2, 2002 Quote I'm including somethnig in the package this week Tide? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #5 June 2, 2002 QuoteA rig brush.....I'm not giving those rig-dirtying jerks anything! I'm keeping it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #6 June 3, 2002 You made me smile......Simple green; it's a great investment :-)"Listen dude; if you’re into playin it close that’s cool, but we're talkin major malfunction here" T Sparks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilotdave 0 #7 June 3, 2002 QuoteMy inner 5-year-old is kicking and scratching her way out today. Damn! Most women think 9 months is pretty bad. 5 years is a hell of a pregnancy! Congrats though! Dave The thick air down here makes thinking hard.http://www.skydivingmovies.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowflake 0 #8 June 3, 2002 You can't prove that and I resemble the accusation........go back to work and quit making up stories....next she'll be talking about some tiny bitch with wings that knocks your teeth out and leaves you money under the pillow"....and then the canopy opens and you float down to the ground like a multicolored snowflake"JGRat# 27 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 June 3, 2002 Jess--you may need to see a therapist!Life's a bitch, and I'm her Pimp!JThttp://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 June 3, 2002 QuoteJess--you may need to see a therapist!How convenient....Phree makes a wonderful therapist!!"You get on top for a minute, then i'll get on top for a minute!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #11 June 3, 2002 Don't worry - the men with the white coats will be here soon !! Let's go play chicken with a planet !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #12 June 3, 2002 QuoteI resemble the accusationHmmm...kinda sounds like a confession here.I know, you meant to type "resent".If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 June 3, 2002 Quotethe men with the white coats will be here soon !!Can't sleep, clowns will eat meCan't sleep, clowns will eat meCan't sleep, clowns will eat me"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #14 June 3, 2002 The dirt protects the fabric. You don't wanna damage good clean fabric do you?-Hixxx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #15 June 3, 2002 >Whoever's sneaking up when I'm not around and smearing dirt on my rig >and jumpsuit, quit it! It's just not funny anymore!You must be jumping at Eloy!-bill von Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #16 June 3, 2002 I know who is doing it. When I was a kid things used to happen around the house. My parents would question me about these "things" and well of course I had no explanation. They used to say "so did the invisible phantom do it?"I bet that same invisible phantom is at your DZ right now Little bugger........My inner 27 year old wants my outer 5 year old to grow up..........Sebazz........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #17 June 3, 2002 Maybe you and Albatross should get together.He had a really spectacular downwind landing this weekend into a huge pile of dirt. Brought most of it back to the packing area with him.quadehttp://futurecam.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #18 June 4, 2002 I found a nice pile of dirt just off the main landing area after a 360 front riser carve at Eloy about 6 weeks ago... Surfed about 50 ft. and did a front gainer off it with camera. Thank God the camera was okay! My buddy said it looked like I exploded it kicked up so much dust!!! Of course, I have an all black jumpsuit that was lookin' pretty desert-camo at that point.BSBD ( Be Smart or Be Dirty), Hixxx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #19 June 4, 2002 QuoteOf course, I have an all black jumpsuit that was lookin' pretty desert-camo at that point.Me too. Whoever's doing this to me has a sick sense of humor, all right.Maybe now that I'm landing better they'll feel less of a need to humilate me like this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #20 June 4, 2002 QuotePhree makes a wonderful therapist!!when I said therapist. I wasnt refering to the "mixed drink."more of the PHD typeLife's a bitch, and I'm her Pimp!JThttp://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
