Muenkel 0 #1 June 4, 2002 An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women."A little while later, a man sat down next to the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm alesbian."If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rachill 0 #2 June 4, 2002 So AggieDave, are you a cowboy or a lesbian? What happened to Turbo? He was to slow so we...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 June 4, 2002 I know how that is....."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TequilaGirl 0 #4 June 4, 2002 I think he is a lesbian....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 June 4, 2002 Lesbian with a cowboy hat, so I guess that makes me a beaver herder?AerialsSo up highWhen you free your lives (the) eternal prize Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
