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I pulled this post from a different thread. I was scared it would go unseen buried among the post whoringness on the other thread ;) And it's very important for me to let people know just how much Val means to me......
I get my inspiration from my bestest friend Vallerina:
"I am not a stripper"
"I cheat at Euchre"
"What kinda pie should i have?"
"Let's call Erk"
"I love Dick"
"Please don't hit on me"
"Quit cheating at the naked lady game"
"You're a diseased post whore"
"No, that's not Louisville, KY"
"You do know this road is one big circle, right?"
"You get on top for a minute, then i'll get on top for a minute!!"

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Awwwww.....isn't Sunshine sweet? Too bad she won't ever hit on me....she has standards, y'know! But, as long as I can have numerous goat orgies with her, I guess I'm good.
But, Sunshine, the true test is if you lend your liver to me when mine goes out. I'm not sure if it can handle 2 more months of college partying.
Also, I sincerely apologize for not replying fast enough.
But she grew up tall and she grew up right, with them Indiana boys and an Indiana night

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the true test is if you lend your liver to me when mine goes out

Can't beleive it's lasted this long. I'll only lend you my liver if you buy me a ring....or a rig.....fuck the ring....buy me a rig and the liver is yours!!!:)"You get on top for a minute, then i'll get on top for a minute!!"

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Awww... it's ok Val, I'll hit on you when Che won't.
But sorry, you can't have my liver, either. The way I drink, I'm gonna need it.
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I don't know....I'm not sure if your side of the table has any livers worth getting. Maybe I could replace my liver with an inflatable hammer....that should absorb alcohol pretty fast.
Actually, I don't need to borrow your liver-your bathing suit is fine!
But she grew up tall and she grew up right, with them Indiana boys and an Indiana night

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Actually, I don't need to borrow your liver-your bathing suit is fine!

I'll steal Che's bathingsuit and give it to you ANYTIME, Val...
_Am
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MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com
AIM: andrewdmetcalfe
Yahoo IM: ametcalf_1999

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Is the camera on there as well, or do you just need protection for your head?


With those two...I'll be needing the helmet too. The camera is just so I can share with you guys!! Am I a great guy or what? :D
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I think its just another weak excuse for Clay to "grab his helmet"


SSSSSHHHHH......I was hoping they would be too busy to notice....
"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!"

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Yeah, wasn't there a girl posting on here a while ago that was going to give her kidney to her boyfriend and he was buying her a rig?

Hey, this thread is about me and Val.....don't hijack it unless you're gonna talk about boobies!!!:)"Thank you Churchlady, may i have another?"

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