Cuckoo Clock

[Slappie 9]

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the guys". I told my girlfriend that I would be home by midnight.... "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the Hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing she'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with her.

The next morning my girlfriend asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. {Whew! Got away with that one!}

Then she said, "We need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'Oh Shit!', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, burped twice, cuckooed 2 more times, and then farted."
God I hate when that happens
A friend will get you out of jail.
A best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying, "f*king awesome "

[Slappie 9]

oops
A friend will get you out of jail.
A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome"

[freeflir29 0]

Megadeath wrote a song about sneaking in the house drunk. It's called "Wake Up Dead" Oh....and Dave Mustain (Sp?) is a skydiver!!!
"Here I come to save the BOOBIES!"

[pop 0]

This isn't the first time this happened to you. :)
Congrats on the rig!
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!"

[Slappie 9]

I think Dave "was" a skydiver.. I don't think he's very current anymore. Zennie and I had a talk about that sometime last year.
If anyone knows if Dave Mustaine formerly of Megadeath {RIP} is still a skydiver let us know..
A friend will get you out of jail.
A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome"

[wildblue 7]

heh... "High Speed Dirt"
Oh… you wanted the cheese sticks as an appetizer ??

[Lindsey 0]

Oh, come on guys....it's Megadeth.....
Please accept this in the spirit of love in which it is offered....
Peace~
Lindsey
Ya' know Smack-water Jack he bought a shotgun
'cause he was in the mood for a little con-fron-ta-tion

[Lindsey 0]

.....and I think Dave had some sort of injury to his arm earlier this year that probably keeps him from jumping.....
Ya' know Smack-water Jack he bought a shotgun
'cause he was in the mood for a little con-fron-ta-tion

[ChromeBoy 0]

I saw some 80's special on MTV a couple of weeks ago and they did a part on the old headbangers ball show where Dave took the host Ricky Rachtman skydiving. Dave did it a lot and Ricky did 40 jumps and then stopped. Don't know if he does now.
Blue Happiness Stuff,
Chrome

[Lindsey 0]

Headbangers Ball.....memories....surely they don't still have that on anymore.....Do they? I'm way too out of the loop these days.....
Ya' know Smack-water Jack he bought a shotgun
'cause he was in the mood for a little con-fron-ta-tion

[wildblue 7]

Actually, I don't think he's jumped in years... I could be wrong.
Oh… you wanted the cheese sticks as an appetizer ??

[Slappie 9]

I say "formely of Megadeath" because I heard that Dave decided he'd had enough and quit.. So there is no more Megadeth
A friend will get you out of jail.
A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome"

[lummy 4]

and Lindsey was corecting the Spelling....
One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots.......

[nacmacfeegle 0]

"A friend will get you out of jail.
A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome"
And a true friend will have used his one phone call to order in pizza...Cya
D
GR# 37
Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream.

[Slappie 9]

I stand corrected. Please forgive me my tresspass
A friend will get you out of jail.
A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome"