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The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love
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12. Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!
11. Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must.
10. Feel the force!
9. Foreplay, cuddling. A Jedi craves not these things.
8. Down here I am. Find a ladder I must!
7. Do me or do me not, there is no try.
6. Early must I rise. Leave now you must!
5. You know, this would be a lot more fun without
Frank Oz's hand up my
ass.
4. Happens to every guy sometimes this does.
3. When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too,
hmmmm?
2. Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!
1. Who's your Jedi Master? Who's your Jedi Master?
why jump when you can fly

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Too funny !!
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends ....

[flyhi 24]

Funniest thing I've read here lately.flyhi

[skybytch 273]

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7. Do me or do me not, there is no try.

Hmm... contemplating replacing my sig with the above...
pull & flare,
lisa
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda sez

[Nick 0]

Top 21 Lines from the Star Wars Trilogy that can be improved if you replace key words with "pants" (remember in the UK pants are underwear).
21. Lando Calrissian: "We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down!"
20. Han Solo: "The pants may not look like much, kid, but
they've got it where it counts."
19. Darth Vader: "I find your lack of pants disturbing..."
18. Admiral Motti: "These pants contain the Ultimate Power
in the Universe. I suggest we use it."
17. Lando Calrissian: "Han will have those pants down.
We've got to give him more time!"
16. Darth Vader: "General Veers, prepare your pants for a
ground assault."
15. Luke Skywalker: "I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my
pants back home."
14. Imperial Guard: "TK-421... Why aren't you in your
pants?"
13. Han Solo: "Lock the door. And hope they don't have
pants."
12. Darth Vader: "You are unwise to lower your pants!"
11. Darth Vader: "She must have hidden the plans in her
pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander."
10. Princess Leia: "Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul
pants when I was brought on board."
9. Han Solo: "You look strong enough to pull the pants off a
Gundark."
8. Darth Vader/ Anakin Skywalker: "Luke... Help me... take my pants off..."
7. Han Solo: "Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with
your pants."
6. Lando Calrissian: "That blast came from those pants.
That thing's operational!"
5. Darth Vader: "A tremor in my pants. The last time I felt
this was in the presence of my old master."
4. Han Solo: "Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a
lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."
3. Han Solo: "Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, Your
Highness."
2. Darth Vader: "Your pants betray you. Your feelings for
them are strong. Especially for... Sister!"
And The #1 Line from the Star Wars Trilogy That Can Be
Improved If You Substitute Certain Key Words for "Pants"...
Greedo: "Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop
their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser."
and this one, too
Storm trooper: How long have you had these pants?
Luke: 3 or 4 seasons
OBi Wan: They're up for sale if you want them
StormTrooper: Let me see your pants
Obi Wan: You don't need to see his pants
StormTrooper: We don't need to see his pants
OBi Wan : These aren't the pants you're looking for
StormTrooper: These arent the pants your looking for
Obi Wan: You can go about your business
StormTrooper: He can go about his business
Obi Wan: Move along
StormTrooper: Move along
Nick