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skybytch

Broken Main Pt.2

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Broken Main Part 2 - The Happy Ending
I love my bosses! Because they are so awesome, I just got to order a brand new custom color Spectre 170... turquoise with a black center cell and silver ribs (it's gonna look sooo good with my container). :)I also really love PD.... I mentioned when I ordered it that my old one was trash and any little hurry up they could do would be appreciated. Any little hurry turned out to be quite a bit of hurry up - instead of the normal 8-10 weeks delivery time, mine should be done on July 12th. That's only five weeks! Ahhhh... connections.... ;)
And now back to your regularly scheduled programming - today on "As Dropzone.com Turns" Clay discovers that his new girlfriend, Baaaaaahhhrbra, is pregnant!
pull & flare,
lisa
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda sez

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***Ring..ring..ring......
Hello Performance Designs..
Uh Hi um My name is Lisa and I made an order earlier for a Spectre
Oh Hi Lisa what happened to your voice...you sound like a man
Oh um little something caught in my throat.um just wondering if you could throw in a Stiletto 135 with my Spectre order thanx......
Click
;)
Sebazz........

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I'm so lucky to be working for people who really give a shit about and value their employees... and know how to show it.

Jeeeeez, are they hiring? I just got flat-out lied to about having Saturdays off. Latest in a long, long string of lies. :(
Anyway, congrats on the new main...you deserve it. ;)

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Congratulations. You deserve a break. I haven't spent a whole lot of time at Perris, but the staff I did meet seem super. I am a little concerned about Clay and Baaawbaraah though. Is Clay the father? Are they going to get married? Steve

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They just hired some dude! I told Blue that she was a selfish asshole for not hiring a 5'2" blondie sex Goddess with fake tits. She said no females applied. I told her that there was no excuse!
FEMALES....Please apply to Square 1. It is turning into a sausage fest! Frank is all the sausage we need (not much by all accounts).

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She said no females applied. I told her that there was no excuse!

We could have Frank and the new guy dress up like blonde sex goddesses with fake tits... ;)
pull & flare,
lisa
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda sez

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I have always said Lisa was the best reason in the world to buy from Square One. Beside having the sexist voice in the world she gives great advice and great customer service. Glad they know a great employee when they see one!!
Have fun flying that new canopy!

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