Jessica 0 #1 June 6, 2002 The legendary Wingnut, his friend and I got wasted together last night at the bar across the street from my apartment (which, by the way, is NOT in the ghetto). I don't remember much, but some highlights:* Wingi called his sister to find out some insults in French for me, forgetting it was midnight in Ohio * he detailed his problems with his butt* I learned all about blowing stuff up* I told the impatient chicken joke...they laughed * We talked endlessly about skydiving while the friend tried to keep his eyes from rolling back in his head with boredom* I was told that Shiner Hefeweisen sucks...* Wingi was distraught at forgetting both Sheepy and some item he purchased at Wal-Mart as a gift for me, mocking my cutaways....We managed to close the bar, which shut down at 1 a.m., WTF?! Then a bar employee asked us for a light for his joint: the perfect cap of surreality for the evening. Thanks Wingi, it was fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 June 6, 2002 QuoteWingi was distraught at forgetting both Sheepy and some item he purchased at Wal-Mart as a gift for meAnd I trusted him with Sheepy....."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #3 June 6, 2002 QuoteI told the impatient chicken joke...they laughed Is that similar to the interupting cow joke?Dogs don't know it's not bacon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #4 June 6, 2002 QuoteIs that similar to the interupting cow joke?Yes, but much, MUCH more humorous. You have to have kind of a wild-eyed look for the impatient chicken joke, which gives it a flavor the interrupting cow joke will never have. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #5 June 6, 2002 Did wingnut tell you about the time I shoved the toothpaste up his nose while he was sleeping?? That was fun! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #6 June 6, 2002 Is this just one more stop on the "world wingy tour"? Sounds like you guys had a good time!"There's nothing new under the sun" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #7 June 6, 2002 But did he FIND Sheepy?!?you can live in happiness too, like the oompa loompa dooba de do.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #8 June 11, 2002 yeah i know this is almost a week old thread but hey, what's a guy without internet to do......sheepy was left with my friend craig, the one jess met, and will be delivered to her soon if she wasn't already. and the thing mocking your cutaways..well it's not really it just fits since it "......" and your "the cutaway kid"......... it only took a little pixie dust to change this mispelling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
