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Jessica

Wingi report

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The legendary Wingnut, his friend and I got wasted together last night at the bar across the street from my apartment (which, by the way, is NOT in the ghetto).
I don't remember much, but some highlights:
* Wingi called his sister to find out some insults in French for me, forgetting it was midnight in Ohio
* he detailed his problems with his butt
* I learned all about blowing stuff up
* I told the impatient chicken joke...they laughed :)* We talked endlessly about skydiving while the friend tried to keep his eyes from rolling back in his head with boredom
* I was told that Shiner Hefeweisen sucks...>:(
* Wingi was distraught at forgetting both Sheepy and some item he purchased at Wal-Mart as a gift for me, mocking my cutaways....
We managed to close the bar, which shut down at 1 a.m., WTF?! Then a bar employee asked us for a light for his joint: the perfect cap of surreality for the evening. Thanks Wingi, it was fun. ;)

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Is that similar to the interupting cow joke?

Yes, but much, MUCH more humorous. You have to have kind of a wild-eyed look for the impatient chicken joke, which gives it a flavor the interrupting cow joke will never have.

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yeah i know this is almost a week old thread but hey, what's a guy without internet to do......
sheepy was left with my friend craig, the one jess met, and will be delivered to her soon if she wasn't already. and the thing mocking your cutaways..well it's not really it just fits since it "......" and your "the cutaway kid".........

it only took a little pixie dust to change this mispelling

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