The three bears...heh

[Lindsey 0]

Friend sent this....made me laugh...
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear
> > family is just waking
> > up. Baby Bear goes
> > downstairs and sits in his small chair at the
> > table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty.
> > "Who's been eating my
> > porridge?!!", he squeaks.
> >
> > Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his
> > big chair. He looks into
> > his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been
> > eating my Porridge?," he
> > roars.
> >
> > Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch
> > from the kitchen and
> > yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we have to
> > go through this?
> >
> > It was Momma Bear who got up first.
> > It was Momma Bear who woke up everyone in the house.
> > It was Momma Bear who made the Coffee.
> > It was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from
> > last night, and put
> > everything away.
> > It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early
> > morning air to fetch the
> > newspaper.
> > It was Momma Bear who set the table.
> > It was Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the
> > litter box, and filled
> > the cat's water and food dish.
> > ....And, now that you've decided to drag your sorry
> > asses downstairs, and
> > grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy
> > presence, listen good,
> > cause I'm only going to say this one more time . .
> > .
> >
> > ....I HAVEN'T MADE THE DAMN PORRIDGE YET !"
>
Ya' know Smack-water Jack he bought a shotgun
'cause he was in the mood for a little con-fron-ta-tion

[pop 0]

Well you better get to it!
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!"

[Michele 1]

That was cute, and appropos for a Wednesday morning! Thanks, Lindsey!
Ciels and Pinks-
Michele
Life is what you make it; always was, always will be.
~Grandma Moses~