Lindsey 0 #1 June 12, 2002 So my little boy just came in here all mad and said, "Mom! Why does my "t" keep beggin bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller. I don't like it when it's big!" Cracks me up to get to explain things to him....lol....Peace~LindseyYa' know Smack-water Jack he bought a shotgun'cause he was in the mood for a little con-fron-ta-tion Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #2 June 12, 2002 ROFL.The joys of parenthood.... lol_AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mffi422 0 #3 June 13, 2002 Kids....Gotta luv em'Work hard...Play harder!Dino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #4 June 13, 2002 ROFL!! That's so funny! My son asked something about that once...I sent Merrick. There was the whole "adjust yourself so you don't stick and get a rash when it's very hot" conversation too that he got the 'pleasure' of doing :) hehe'Nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #5 June 13, 2002 When he asked how the baby gets out, I just said "through the birth canal." Ya' know Smack-water Jack he bought a shotgun'cause he was in the mood for a little con-fron-ta-tion Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #6 June 13, 2002 My son Drake is 3 1/2. He was explaining to his Mom the other day that his Pee Pee is Dangerous. Then he was asking to see her "Boo Boos"... She accused me of setting the whole thing up to freak her out and I hadn't said a word to him!-Hixxx"Woman... Wu -mon... Whoa - man! She stole my heart and my cat" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #7 June 13, 2002 Oh yeah.. Kids, Ya gotta love them :) I'm really looking forward to having to explain to my daughter that "TIme of the month" thing in a few years... And how to apply the damned Vagisil, oh GOD will I be ever so happy when I won't have to do THAT again ;) the INTERNET comes in any color you'd like Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ECVZZ 0 #8 June 13, 2002 My son is 14, and while he is the light of my life, he is also the biggest thorn in my ass. Oh boy, does the parents curse work! Aaarrrrgh!!! I had a son who's just like I was at that age. Feel sorry for me now...feel very sorry. (lol!)G. Jones"The Mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #9 June 13, 2002 QuoteI had a son who's just like I was at that age. Hehehe.... I was JUST talking about this very topic just this morning.... Take solace in the fact that someday you will be a granpa and can sit back n laugh...So where are you jumping Greg? Are you coming all the way down the hill? the INTERNET comes in any color you'd like Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 June 13, 2002 QuoteThen he was asking to see her "Boo Boos".Ahhhh....a little skydiver in training......What a good kid! You should be proud! "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites