lummy 4 #1 June 13, 2002 An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer: "So, how's it going down there in hell?"Satan replies: "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies: "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."Satan says: "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."God says: "Send him back up here or I'll sue."Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?" the INTERNET comes in any color you'd like Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mffi422 0 #2 June 13, 2002 Very funny!!!!Work hard...Play harder!Dino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 June 13, 2002 So true......."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
