judedre 0 #1 June 11, 2002 Well If you are like me and enjoy watchin things fall from a great height your average roll of toilet paper will do the trick, as i discovered this weekend while takin a crap in the bunkhouse toilet 20 mins before my load i looked in that little cabinet under the sink and it was just FULL of rolls of TP..Hmm i wondered while stuffing one down my jumpsuit i wonder what this will look like from 4 Grand,,, Well let me tell u it looked awesome so good in fact i did it 3 more times that day and i might never jump without a roll of TP again i even talked a few tandem masters in to doing it aswell.... You can not imagine how long ya average roll of TP is until u have flung one under canopy and watch it get bigger and bigger as it unrolls to the length of a few football fields,I will be doing it again this weekend and will attempt to get some pics and i suggest you all do the same and see who gets the best pic of SKY TP, go on set the roll free instead of lettin it end up up somones butte let it float endlessly through the sky..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #2 June 11, 2002 MY ASS OFF AT THAT!!! I wonder if I could get away with it at Spaceland? I wanna try it now A friend will get you out of jail.A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #3 June 11, 2002 Keeps the Wombles busy tidying up after ya..hehehehe, cya ya soft southren git, fancy a haggis?CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #4 June 11, 2002 That's a great idea! I will definitly give it a try! That's original.----------"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 June 11, 2002 There are some countries were people would kill for that toilet paper and here we are just chucking it out of planes like it's nothin!!Can't wait to try it myself..........Sebazz........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #6 June 11, 2002 Might as well not wear any drawers and take a shit on top of the dz at 4k as well. Then wipe your ass with the toilet paper and let the rest of it go. If someone asks just tell them it must be bird shit because you didn't do it!Into the brave new world, I hope I see you on the other side of this strange new world. - Richard Ashcroft Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #7 June 11, 2002 I wonder if my DZO would ground me for that? Oh well, it is better to ask forgiveness than for permission.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 June 11, 2002 Why do I picture someone getting there ass kicked when there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom? "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #9 June 11, 2002 Sprinkling glitter (keep it away from your gear, its basically broken glass) or confetti from your canopy ride over the watching whuffoes is kinda fun, or dropping little toy paratroopers, water bombs are a blast, we used to take bubble blowing stuff up in the plane as well, .But I draw the line at a low pass over a barbecue to chuck the grill out cos its been forgotten at the beach....CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucky13500 0 #10 June 11, 2002 What an absolute gas! (pun intended) Canopy rides will never be the same again!!! There I was at 3000 feet enjoying my post-terminal rush, when lo and behold, my solitude was interrupted by the most magnificent sight. Was it a bird? was it a plane? No, it was the most surreal vision of 2000 sheets of Charmin flying in TIGHT FORMATION. This magnificent Airborne Anaconda wound its way ethereally through the skies over our DZ captivating all who beheld it. Dudes! Don't waste that stuff on your arses anymore! Set the TP Free!! On an environmetal note, taking our cue from the fishing industry, we practice strict release-and-catch policies. The minute the last sheet hits the field our ground crew rolls into action, mobilising a rapid pursuit method of cleanup whereby one of our hapless crew leans precariously out of the passenger side of our TPRV (TP recovery vehicle), arms extended and gathers up great armfuls of the snowy debris.SET THE TP FREE!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #11 June 11, 2002 Mental note to self.... *Self... go buy lots of cheap TP*If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #12 June 11, 2002 This has got to be the greatest thing ever!!! I am so stoked about this. Costco here I come.......Sebazz........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BikerBabe 0 #13 June 11, 2002 prepheckt, you jump at Calhan? if so...nah, there's nothing out there for it to hit anyway!hmmm....this sounds like a fun little thing for this weekend! woohoo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #14 June 11, 2002 Ok before we get to into this.. There has to be some safety? What would a long train of TP do to another person under canopy? Me personaly I don't think it would do much. It could probably annoy the hell outa some unsuspecting RW person. Or scare the shit outa someone who couldn't fingure out what it was..Still I wanna try it. I'm even going to pull high so I can watch the whole roll.. maybe even carry a second so I can launch it at 1000 and try to touch the ground with the roll before it all spooled off...I can see it now.. "Next on the Agenda for Todays Competition" "Toilet Paper Accuracy" A friend will get you out of jail.A best friend will be the one sitting next to you sayin, "f*king awesome" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #15 June 11, 2002 Andre, now look what you've started, an environmental disaster --loo roll spread out all over the country..., sudden increase in demand for Andrex (wait a minute, Andre+Andrex wtf?), shares rocket, stock market collapse, lack of loo rolls on DZs across the country, global anarchy at the hands of the Tumblephuqs. Very irresponsible.So was it single or two ply? Plain or coloured?Bwahahaha you little scamp...CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #16 June 11, 2002 I once opened and dropped a 5 pound bag of flour as I exited from a Bell Jet Ranger during a demo jump. *POOF*"Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers" -- Titus Maccius Plautus, 220 B.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
judedre 0 #17 June 11, 2002 OI oi oi mr mcfeeglehows it hangin dave u big sweaty sockAs for Andrex and colored bog roll We were discussing that on the way home And it seems like in the states colored TP is hard to find, i had to start this TP under canopy Frenzy As it was just too cool to keep to myself and wanted all the other jumpers to see an airborne Anaconda for themselves Yes it was 2ply and theres no need to try and hold it and let it fall away (it just breaks) u simply sling it as hard as ya can and watch the magic start to unfold , lets Try and get some good pics and instead of safty day lets have TP DAY u see we arent known as the tumblefuqs for nothing we are at the forfront of technology always with something new.... www.tumblefuqs.com TP pics will be posted there soon as we get some...,.set the TP FREEEEEEEE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #18 June 11, 2002 All this toilet roll on the grass, reminds of an Arsenal game....CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #19 June 11, 2002 QuoteThere has to be some safety?I know that it probably would seriously fuck up a turbo-prop if it got sucked into the air intake. It probably wouldn't happen in flight, but I do wonder about a plane at idle..._AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #20 June 11, 2002 Just had a an idea, tie a small golden retriever puppy to the end of the loo roll and it will probably self recover for you, hence no litter.Brits will get his joke, Colonial Cousins will just have to visualise the "Andrex Puppy"CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #21 June 11, 2002 Oh I wanna do it too.......cept I bet that Bryan Burkes spankins hurt...............Oh babay! And once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #22 June 11, 2002 Yes, I do, so Cass won't kill me?Blue ones Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #23 June 11, 2002 I say we plan this to Sat to be International TP your DZ day...If everyone does just one, we could start a TP roll from coast to coast....One shot... HEY!!! Mas Tequila!!!! Two Shots HEY HEY!!!! Three Shots....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
judedre 0 #24 June 11, 2002 hey sweat sockuse the puppy to wipe ya gary glitter and save the bog roll for the dz? what ya think o that then.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #25 June 11, 2002 Tip top suggestion......Kinda like the bear and the rabbit....We'd have the animal protection league up in arms though...Fek 'em.CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
