PhillyKev 0 #1 June 13, 2002 Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against thespirit of darkness.Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at pre-destined times.Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb and three committees toapprove the change and decide who brings the fried chicken, potato saladand iced tea. Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say howmuch they liked the old one better.Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb and four wives to tell them howto do it.Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or againstthe need for a light bulb. However, if in your journey you have found thatlight bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem orcompose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb traditions,including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, allof which are equally valid paths to luminescence.Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull or completelyout, you are loved - you can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb.Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday, August 19. Bring a bulbof your choice and a covered dish.Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review churchlighting policy.Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.Amish: What's a light bulb?cielos azules y cerveza fría-Kevin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #2 June 13, 2002 Reminds me of that joke I heard a while back at the DZ....-How many freeflyers does it take to change a light bulb?-10, one to change it, and nine to film it----------"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #3 June 13, 2002 I love the unitarian method. :-)-S Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 June 13, 2002 I find it hard to beleive that any religion would approve of a 3 way ....."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #5 June 13, 2002 In my religion, it's part of the first commandment.:-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #6 June 13, 2002 Quote In my religion, it's part of the first commandment. Whats you religion? Can I get in on it? ----------"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 June 13, 2002 The Church of Blue Skies? "Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #8 June 13, 2002 The Church of the Sacred Threesome That Does Not Involve Livestock or Other MenIt's a long name, but we thought it important to be specific as to quash any rumors before they got started.:-)Steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #9 June 13, 2002 Quotewe thought it important to be specific as to quash any rumors before they got startedBoth hilarious and wise. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #10 June 14, 2002 Ok I know this one's as old as the sky but there might be someone who hasn't heard it yet (yeah right)-How many skydivers does it take to change a light bulb?-10. One holds on to the bulb and nine drink beer until the room starts spinning.There. Someone had to do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites