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PhillyKev

How many Christians to change a light bulb?

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Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the
spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at pre-destined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb and three
committees to
approve the change and decide who brings the fried chicken, potato
salad
and iced tea.
Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how
much they liked the old one better.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb and four wives to tell them
how
to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or
against
the need for a light bulb. However, if in your journey you have found
that
light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem
or
compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light
bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb traditions,
including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted,
all
of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull or
completely
out, you are loved - you can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip
bulb.
Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday, August 19. Bring a
bulb
of your choice and a covered dish.
Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review
church
lighting policy.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
cielos azules y cerveza fría
-Kevin

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Reminds me of that joke I heard a while back at the DZ....
-How many freeflyers does it take to change a light bulb?
-10, one to change it, and nine to film it
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist!"

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