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Sebazz1

Earth Needs Help!!!! EARTH TO PLANET CHROMEDOME!!

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Where is Chromey of planet Chromedome?? He's the only one who could possibly save me from my boring existence in this office>:(............. I need a beer, some talk of boobies, somethin to liven my day. There only one man who can do it.........
Look!! At the keyboard!! It's a bird!! It's a Plane!! ...................No it's the post whore machine of all time..............CHROMEBOY!!
Come back man............. All these single women with no one to stalk them. Really now.........
Sing us a song, **Lights a bic and holds it aloft**
Sebazz........

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Here I am to save the day! I will be here for you anytime you call for me Sebazz!
What song do you want me to sing? How about...
ROCKING IN THE FREE WORLD
There's colors on the street
Red, white and blue
People shufflin' their feet
People sleepin' in their shoes
But there's a warnin' sign on the road ahead
There's a lot of people sayin' we'd be better off dead
Don't feel like Satan, but I am to them
So I try to forget it, any way I can.
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world.
I see a woman in the night
With a baby in her hand
Under an old street light
Near a garbage can
Now she puts the kid away, and she's gone to get a hit
She hates her life, and what she's done to it
There's one more kid that will never go to school
Never get to fall in love, never get to be cool.
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world.
We got a thousand points of light
For the homeless man
We got a kinder, gentler,
Machine gun hand
We got department stores and toilet paper
Got styrofoam boxes for the ozone layer
Got a man of the people, says keep hope alive
Got fuel to burn, got roads to drive.
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world
Keep on rockin' in the free world,
Keep on rockin' in the free world

Into the brave new world, I hope I see you on the other side of this strange new world. - Richard Ashcroft

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Yay we are saved..........
/me grabs some Giraffe steak and tosses it on the grill
/me taps the two kegs of Sierra and Becks
/me gets busy cookin and drinkin
/me pulls the otter out of the garage
Anyone want to play slosh skydiving? Pound a beer up to altitude and on the way down till you can't see anymore?
Sebazz........

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/me pulls up a chair next to Sebazz and wonders where Lummy is?
LUMMY! LUMMY! I am only back for a little while and then I am off to planet ChromeDome again!
Into the brave new world, I hope I see you on the other side of this strange new world. - Richard Ashcroft

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>Pound a beer up to altitude and on the way down till you can't see anymore?
Or an old favorite of Bryan Burke's - take a beer with you, exit, open high, drink said beer, crush the can, throw it, and try to catch it in your center cell.
-bill von

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Interesting that you should mention ole Burke Boy today.......
I sat next to him on a load today. He was jaberwalkeeein as he does witha banner attached to his belly. His cameraman looked like something out of DUNE! When came time to fly......it was "I'm not inot all that touching stuff!" I said;"Right and you dont need to talk either!" LMAO exit stage left...........
cheers
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.

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