skymama 37 #1 June 12, 2002 Seems there's a stomach virus running through my family, so Dad called me this morning and said he feels like shit, so he told me not to come by the house so I won't catch it. It's so great working for someone who actually cares about your well being!So....what to do, what to do.....Of course, I could go jump, but I have mom duty this afternoon and it would cut the day short.I could clean the apartment.(consider that a fleeting thought!)I could go to the pool and break in my new bikini that I just bought.Yes, I think we have a winner! AndreaI'm high as a kiteI just mightStop and check you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #2 June 12, 2002 QuoteI could go to the pool and break in my new bikini that I just bought.Yes, I think we have a winnerOooohhhhh.....Would be pics be too much to ask for? _AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 June 12, 2002 maybe after I've worked on my tan a little bit.AndreaI'm high as a kiteI just mightStop and check you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #4 June 12, 2002 Go jump!!! Blue Skies ..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyMan 7 #5 June 12, 2002 Quotemaybe after I've worked on my tan a little bit.Good Answer! _AmICQ: 5578907MSN Messenger: andrewdmetcalfe at hotmail dot com AIM: andrewdmetcalfeYahoo IM: ametcalf_1999 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #6 June 12, 2002 What you still doing in front of your computer.Go out to the pool and enjoy the sunshine.=================================I can smell your noodles !================================= Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #7 June 12, 2002 I heard that lots of vibrator use makes a day go by fasterHook low Flare late Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #8 June 12, 2002 defrag your hard drive? CyaDGR# 37Remember how lucky you are to see and touch the sky; the blind may only dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 June 12, 2002 Here's an update so far on Skymama's day off....A much younger man who happens to be very cute, came over and we went on a bike ride and explored a new trail. Of course the sign on the trail said, "sidewalk closed", but we took it to mean that that was for the other people, not us. The pre-skydiving mama would have obeyed the sign, but the new me laughs in the face of the establishment- ha ha ha ha!Currently, we are taking a lunch break, and we are waiting for another cute guy to come over so we can go out to the pool. Now, I guess I'll fess up that the cute guys are my 11 year old son and his friend! Oh, I ran my computer in safe mode, and it still wouldn't defrag, so I've given up out of total frustration!AndreaI'm high as a kiteI just mightStop and check you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #10 June 12, 2002 Mama your forgetting to mention that the cute guys are 12 years old you molestorHook low Flare late Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #11 June 12, 2002 QuoteSeems there's a stomach virus running through my family, Is this related to the fact that you cooked for all of them this past weekend ? Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #12 June 12, 2002 Im just kidding with you Hook low Flare late Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 June 12, 2002 Quote Is this related to the fact that you cooked for all of them this past weekend ?Heeeey, that's not funny!The virus started with 2 family members last week, BEFORE I cooked for them, but it did probably get passed to my parents while we were all together.AndreaI'm high as a kiteI just mightStop and check you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #14 June 12, 2002 I care about the bikini!! I care!! Post a pic!! Blue Skies ..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #15 June 12, 2002 Hey!!! I call DIBS on the Bikini Pics......and I really think you need to go jumpin today, at least twice . the INTERNET comes in any color you'd like Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 June 12, 2002 you could always go skydiving IN your bikiniHave fun, Live free, SKYDIVE!!http://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 June 13, 2002 Uuuummm......Mama......when I was 12.....I would have noticed you in a Bikini. Now that I'm 30.....I have a car too....."Here I come to save the BOOBIES!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #18 June 13, 2002 QuoteThe bad thing is-they won't even care that I have a new bikini on, it's totally wasted on them!! It wouldn't have been a waste when I was twelve. Hell, it would have fueled lurid fantasies into my early twenties and beyond!!!-Hixxx"Woman... Wu -mon... Whoa - man! She stole my heart and my cat" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #19 June 13, 2002 Oh, you guys, don't tell me that! I don't like thinking of my baby and his friends as having sexual fantasies yet. Bring back Pokemon...that wasn't so bad after all!I had a great day, played with my son, worked on my tan, and I even did get the place cleaned. Dad feels better so now it's back to reality.AndreaI'm high as a kiteI just mightStop and check you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #20 June 13, 2002 sorry to tell you andi-your sons friends are checking you out!(or they may not be ORIENTED properly)if they are anything like ME and my friends when we were growing up they are busting his chops about MILF! hahah(smile)Have fun, Live free, SKYDIVE!!http://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #21 June 14, 2002 Andrea,If your son is not yet noticing, get him some help quick!!!At 12, I thought about sex every 2 seconds. Now I think about it every second!"JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #22 June 14, 2002 if YOUR son IS noticing GET HELP!!!!HIS FRIENDS are the ones that are supposed to notice!Have fun, Live free, SKYDIVE!!http://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #23 June 14, 2002 QuoteAt 12, I thought about sex every 2 seconds. Now I think about it every second!You can go a whole second? Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #24 June 14, 2002 Quoteif YOUR son IS noticing GET HELP!!!!HIS FRIENDS are the ones that are supposed to notice!I meant if he is not noticing women or sex, but good catch on that one."JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #25 June 14, 2002 sometimes I imagine Im 12 just so I can have adolescent fantasies about andreaHave fun, Live free, SKYDIVE!!http://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites