Heads or tails?

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> HEADS OR TAILS
> The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of
> "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall,
> stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of
> inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the
> coin and marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
> Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is
> sweating it out.
> During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately flipping the coin,
> uttering and sweating.
> The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.
> "I finished the exam in half an hour. But I'm rechecking my answers.
> This is said to be the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a
> US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland
> in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval
> Operations 10-10-95.
>
> Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a
> collision.
>
> Canadians: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to
> avoid a collision.
>
> Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert
> your course.
>
> Canadians: No. I say again, you divert your course.
>
> Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest
> ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three
> destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that
> you change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north,
> or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this
> ship.
>
> Pause......
>
>
>
> Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
A blind man, enters a Lesbian Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
> stool, and orders a drink.
> After sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender
> "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?
> The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the
> woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know
> something.
> The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, Blonde
> with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is
> blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and
> she's a pro wrestler.
> Think about it seriously, Mister; You still wanna tell that joke?"
> The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

Adrenaline Junkie Skydive Monkey

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ROFLMAO! Funny stuff bro!
"Life is full of danger, so why be afraid?"
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