Darkzone 0 #1 June 20, 2002 Yesterday, I was just about to connect to the internet when my phone rang. Nothing unusual about that except that it was the line that I only use for the internet (except for having a fax machine also connected) but I never - usually- get any incoming calls on it. So, out of curiosity, I pick up the phone..."Hello?"Nothing"er....hello?"Still nothing. Strange I thought but never mind. I replace the handset and attemot to dial out from the PC. No connection.I try again, same thing. So I pick up the handset again and don't get a dial tone, all I can hear now is someone's TV playing in the background and some weird grunting type noises from somewhere a little closer.So, realising that someone has maybe called me by mistake (wrong number) and forgotten to replace their handset I start whistling and yelling and blowing down the phone to try and attract their attention. No luck!I try this for about ten minutes altogether. Replacing the handset for a minute and then trying again.Eventually I start getting mad, this guy is stopping me from logging on to Dropzone.com after all. So, I yell down the phone as loud as I can,"HELLOOOOOO!!!!!!!"Then, way in the distance like he's at the other end of the room I hear this old guys voice, as calm as anything, reply,"Hello" Note, no questioning inflective as if to say "where's that voice coming from?""PUT YOUR DAMNED PHONE DOWN!!!!!!!!"I expected him to pick up the handset and start asking questions like who I was and what did I want and why was I shouting down his phone, but no, he just replied, still from the other side of his room, and still unquestioning,"Okay"You really had to be there but at the time it really was quite bizarre.Far away is close at hand in images of elsewhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #2 June 20, 2002 so that was you !!!!!RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #3 June 20, 2002 Remi I hope you don't have your pants round your ankles when you make all these *prank* calls! "Look before you jump, don't die until you're dead" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 June 20, 2002 No Will, I dont wear pant (or trousers) when I am at home alone.... Nakid posting... ... do any of you want my webcam address? RemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkzone 0 #5 June 20, 2002 Please don't....I'm eating!Far away is close at hand in images of elsewhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #6 June 20, 2002 HEY!! I need an income....At least I'm not pimping my GF, right Will?http://www.nakid_remi.comRemsterMuff 914 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
