jfields 0 #1 June 20, 2002 If you had to die a slow death, what would you want it to be? Nothing quick, and especially not burning in, because skydivers would all pick that.Which Slow Way Would You Want To Die? Drowning Freezing Burning Starvation Thirst Bleeding Suffocation Don't ask my why I asked this question. I have no idea, other than that it popped into my head. And to some people's dismay, I'm NOT thinking about trying anything myself. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #2 June 20, 2002 Bleeding seems to be the best way, unless you like pain. If you bleed to death you just slowly lose consciousness until you "fall asleep". You just don't wake up.The 4th paperclip didn't say much, but I could tell that it was still the smartass of the bunch... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinkster 0 #3 June 20, 2002 I almost froze to death once in the sawtooth mountains in idaho and it was actually pretty pleasant. Eventually u stop shivering and u start to actually feel warm and get numb to it and u can't think very well anymore. The only unpleasantness would be getting frost-bite on areas dispraportionate to the rest of your body. That sort of feels like your outer skin is crunchy hard ice and is annoying. Luckily I made it out with no permananet damage except my hands react to the cold worse now I think. (or it could be just me) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #4 June 20, 2002 QuoteIf you bleed to death you just slowly lose consciousness until you "fall asleep". Supposedly freezing is kind of the same after the initial shivering. As for some of the other options... maybe some people like pain, but I sure wouldn't want to go that way.Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rhino 0 #5 June 20, 2002 Where is the being screwed to death by a young female when you are 80 years old???Damnit... Put all the categories there man!!!Rhino Blue Skies ..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Staso 0 #6 June 20, 2002 freezing seems to be a popular choice, but contrary to thecommon belief, it's considered to be the most painfull slow death ...stan.--if everything's under control, you are not going fast enough ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #7 June 20, 2002 Rhino,I said slow ways to die. I wouldn't give the 80 year old very long before his heart gives out.If I were to include that option, probably everyone would pick it, male and female. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #8 June 20, 2002 My dad says the same thing {my hands react to the cold worse now I think. } he was in the Korean war and was frost bitten pretty bad. He says that his hands and feet are much more sensitive to cold now. "You must first be a sheep, before you can lead the sheep" - Albert Einstien Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rhino 0 #9 June 20, 2002 Who said fast?? Maybe it is one of those long weekends of sex.. Where thirst and starvation and lack of sleep come into play Rhino Blue Skies ..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #10 June 20, 2002 I would so want to be that old guy when my time comes. But honestly, I just don't see it happening that way... Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Meathorse 0 #11 June 20, 2002 I hear that drowning is actually quite painless.... how anyone can know this for sure though is beyond me :)And Sinkster....QuoteI almost froze to death once in the sawtooth mountains in idaho and it was actually pretty pleasant.... that's just messed up man. Nice that you survived and that nothing... uh... "fell off" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #12 June 20, 2002 I put burning. Hell, if I'm about to enter a blank void I want as much earthly sensory input as possible before going black. Painful or not, at least it's a last bit of sensation before nothingness.cielos azules y cerveza fría-Kevin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nacmacfeegle 0 #13 June 20, 2002 I didn't vote, I don't wanna die.....Starvation would be a no no for me, it would take too long Been burned badly in my time, and can't recommend it.Almost drowned as a kid, very panicky, fighting for air, not nice. Suffocating I guess would be similar.Bleeding would be long and slow, and depending on the nature of the wound, sounds agonizing. I had a friend sever his femural artery, and died from internal bleeding on a demo gone wrong...Not pretty.I've read about climbers almost freezing to death in various accounts---check out Touching The Void sometime, its a great read, even if you don't climb---so freezing would be my preferred option here....But all said and done, quietly in my sleep, after a rich and happy life..."I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sinkster 0 #14 June 20, 2002 Quote.... that's just messed up man. Nice that you survived and that nothing... uh... "fell off" lol thanx. yeah it was cold. one guy got frostbite in his lungs and at night there were three of us in two sleeping bags zipped together and it was nevertheless a little chilly. i can still remember how cold the area where the zippers met felt. ouch!!!i also couldn't put on my boots and gloves in the morning b/c they were literally frozen stiff. this was when i was still a newbie to this kind of cold btw and stupidly let my stuff get moisture in it (or left it out of the sleeping bag instead of sleeping with it) (many ppl slept with water so it wouldnt freeze and u had to eat pancakes soon or syrup would freeze on them hahaha). One of my motto's now is "get wet = u die" so always wear layers and wicking stuff and all that jazz. It doesn't matter that much in many conditions but when the stuff hits the fan it can get ugly fast without proper precations. I think some of us were just complacent about it and that's what got us, the weather wasn't supposed to be that bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyhi 24 #15 June 20, 2002 I want to go quietly in my sleep, like my Grandfather. Not kicking and screaming like the other passengers in his car.flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #16 June 20, 2002 QuoteI hear that drowning is actually quite painless.... how anyone can know this for sure though is beyond me :)At age 9 I was almost drowned deliberately by a 17 year old psychopath. I was held under water until I lost consciousness. This is probably the most traumatic experience of my life and I can assure you it would be a horrible death. The psycho actually killed himself a week later by putting a gun in his mouth. I think his way of dieing was probably easier than the drowning would have been.You're right, this one is morbid."JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nacmacfeegle 0 #17 June 20, 2002 Agree with Chris, drowning is terrifying...."I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #18 June 20, 2002 I have never been able to put into words how brutal of an experience drowning is. It is almost 30 years later and I can remember every sensation...up until I lost consciousness. Now when I hear someone drowned to death, I still get a bit shaken."JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Meathorse 0 #19 June 20, 2002 Wow, who started this thread? :) I can certainly see where there would be panic and fear involved, Muenkel, and how horrible it would be. But painwise I just heard it wasn't so bad. Christ... I'm looking at the other options up there and it looks like a goddamned picnic. Glad I've not run into such a psycho in my lifetime.Why can't y'all start a less morbid poll like "What sort of sub sandwich sounds good for lunch?" or something. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #20 June 20, 2002 QuoteWhy can't y'all start a less morbid poll like "What sort of sub sandwich sounds good for lunch?" or something. :)I started this poll because the thought crossed my mind, and I'm a post whore. I'm waiting for your sub sandwich poll. I'll answer when you post it. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Meathorse 0 #21 June 20, 2002 lmao! Oh I wouldn't want to steal any of your post-whoring thunder. I don't think lunch meat would make for very interesting discussion anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #22 June 20, 2002 QuoteI don't think lunch meat would make for very interesting discussion anyway. I totally disagree. Let's find out. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #23 June 20, 2002 Whoops. Didn't mean to post that. Meant to PM it.Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #24 June 20, 2002 QuoteIf you had to die a slow death, what would you want it to be? Nothing quick, and especially not burning in, because skydivers would all pick that.ok you are a sick bastardI would say if I had to die a slow death I would want it to be from falling...e.i. I would fall for 2 years before i hit! not that I hit and it takes me a long time to die! ow!Have fun, Live free, SKYDIVE!!http://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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jfields 0 #4 June 20, 2002 QuoteIf you bleed to death you just slowly lose consciousness until you "fall asleep". Supposedly freezing is kind of the same after the initial shivering. As for some of the other options... maybe some people like pain, but I sure wouldn't want to go that way.Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #5 June 20, 2002 Where is the being screwed to death by a young female when you are 80 years old???Damnit... Put all the categories there man!!!Rhino Blue Skies ..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Staso 0 #6 June 20, 2002 freezing seems to be a popular choice, but contrary to thecommon belief, it's considered to be the most painfull slow death ...stan.--if everything's under control, you are not going fast enough ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #7 June 20, 2002 Rhino,I said slow ways to die. I wouldn't give the 80 year old very long before his heart gives out.If I were to include that option, probably everyone would pick it, male and female. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #8 June 20, 2002 My dad says the same thing {my hands react to the cold worse now I think. } he was in the Korean war and was frost bitten pretty bad. He says that his hands and feet are much more sensitive to cold now. "You must first be a sheep, before you can lead the sheep" - Albert Einstien Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #9 June 20, 2002 Who said fast?? Maybe it is one of those long weekends of sex.. Where thirst and starvation and lack of sleep come into play Rhino Blue Skies ..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #10 June 20, 2002 I would so want to be that old guy when my time comes. But honestly, I just don't see it happening that way... Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #11 June 20, 2002 I hear that drowning is actually quite painless.... how anyone can know this for sure though is beyond me :)And Sinkster....QuoteI almost froze to death once in the sawtooth mountains in idaho and it was actually pretty pleasant.... that's just messed up man. Nice that you survived and that nothing... uh... "fell off" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #12 June 20, 2002 I put burning. Hell, if I'm about to enter a blank void I want as much earthly sensory input as possible before going black. Painful or not, at least it's a last bit of sensation before nothingness.cielos azules y cerveza fría-Kevin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #13 June 20, 2002 I didn't vote, I don't wanna die.....Starvation would be a no no for me, it would take too long Been burned badly in my time, and can't recommend it.Almost drowned as a kid, very panicky, fighting for air, not nice. Suffocating I guess would be similar.Bleeding would be long and slow, and depending on the nature of the wound, sounds agonizing. I had a friend sever his femural artery, and died from internal bleeding on a demo gone wrong...Not pretty.I've read about climbers almost freezing to death in various accounts---check out Touching The Void sometime, its a great read, even if you don't climb---so freezing would be my preferred option here....But all said and done, quietly in my sleep, after a rich and happy life..."I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinkster 0 #14 June 20, 2002 Quote.... that's just messed up man. Nice that you survived and that nothing... uh... "fell off" lol thanx. yeah it was cold. one guy got frostbite in his lungs and at night there were three of us in two sleeping bags zipped together and it was nevertheless a little chilly. i can still remember how cold the area where the zippers met felt. ouch!!!i also couldn't put on my boots and gloves in the morning b/c they were literally frozen stiff. this was when i was still a newbie to this kind of cold btw and stupidly let my stuff get moisture in it (or left it out of the sleeping bag instead of sleeping with it) (many ppl slept with water so it wouldnt freeze and u had to eat pancakes soon or syrup would freeze on them hahaha). One of my motto's now is "get wet = u die" so always wear layers and wicking stuff and all that jazz. It doesn't matter that much in many conditions but when the stuff hits the fan it can get ugly fast without proper precations. I think some of us were just complacent about it and that's what got us, the weather wasn't supposed to be that bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #15 June 20, 2002 I want to go quietly in my sleep, like my Grandfather. Not kicking and screaming like the other passengers in his car.flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #16 June 20, 2002 QuoteI hear that drowning is actually quite painless.... how anyone can know this for sure though is beyond me :)At age 9 I was almost drowned deliberately by a 17 year old psychopath. I was held under water until I lost consciousness. This is probably the most traumatic experience of my life and I can assure you it would be a horrible death. The psycho actually killed himself a week later by putting a gun in his mouth. I think his way of dieing was probably easier than the drowning would have been.You're right, this one is morbid."JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #17 June 20, 2002 Agree with Chris, drowning is terrifying...."I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #18 June 20, 2002 I have never been able to put into words how brutal of an experience drowning is. It is almost 30 years later and I can remember every sensation...up until I lost consciousness. Now when I hear someone drowned to death, I still get a bit shaken."JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #19 June 20, 2002 Wow, who started this thread? :) I can certainly see where there would be panic and fear involved, Muenkel, and how horrible it would be. But painwise I just heard it wasn't so bad. Christ... I'm looking at the other options up there and it looks like a goddamned picnic. Glad I've not run into such a psycho in my lifetime.Why can't y'all start a less morbid poll like "What sort of sub sandwich sounds good for lunch?" or something. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #20 June 20, 2002 QuoteWhy can't y'all start a less morbid poll like "What sort of sub sandwich sounds good for lunch?" or something. :)I started this poll because the thought crossed my mind, and I'm a post whore. I'm waiting for your sub sandwich poll. I'll answer when you post it. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #21 June 20, 2002 lmao! Oh I wouldn't want to steal any of your post-whoring thunder. I don't think lunch meat would make for very interesting discussion anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #22 June 20, 2002 QuoteI don't think lunch meat would make for very interesting discussion anyway. I totally disagree. Let's find out. Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #23 June 20, 2002 Whoops. Didn't mean to post that. Meant to PM it.Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #24 June 20, 2002 QuoteIf you had to die a slow death, what would you want it to be? Nothing quick, and especially not burning in, because skydivers would all pick that.ok you are a sick bastardI would say if I had to die a slow death I would want it to be from falling...e.i. I would fall for 2 years before i hit! not that I hit and it takes me a long time to die! ow!Have fun, Live free, SKYDIVE!!http://community.webshots.com/user/jtval100 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites