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If you had to die a slow death, what would you want it to be? Nothing quick, and especially not burning in, because skydivers would all pick that.

Which Slow Way Would You Want To Die?
Drowning
Freezing
Burning
Starvation
Thirst
Bleeding
Suffocation

Don't ask my why I asked this question. I have no idea, other than that it popped into my head. And to some people's dismay, I'm NOT thinking about trying anything myself. :)Justin

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Bleeding seems to be the best way, unless you like pain. If you bleed to death you just slowly lose consciousness until you "fall asleep". You just don't wake up.
The 4th paperclip didn't say much, but I could tell that it was still the smartass of the bunch...

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I almost froze to death once in the sawtooth mountains in idaho and it was actually pretty pleasant. Eventually u stop shivering and u start to actually feel warm and get numb to it and u can't think very well anymore. The only unpleasantness would be getting frost-bite on areas dispraportionate to the rest of your body. That sort of feels like your outer skin is crunchy hard ice and is annoying. Luckily I made it out with no permananet damage except my hands react to the cold worse now I think. (or it could be just me) :)

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If you bleed to death you just slowly lose consciousness until you "fall asleep".

Supposedly freezing is kind of the same after the initial shivering. As for some of the other options... maybe some people like pain, but I sure wouldn't want to go that way.
Justin

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My dad says the same thing {my hands react to the cold worse now I think. } he was in the Korean war and was frost bitten pretty bad. He says that his hands and feet are much more sensitive to cold now.
"You must first be a sheep, before you can lead the sheep" - Albert Einstien

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I hear that drowning is actually quite painless.... how anyone can know this for sure though is beyond me :)
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I almost froze to death once in the sawtooth mountains in idaho and it was actually pretty pleasant

.... that's just messed up man.
Nice that you survived and that nothing... uh... "fell off"

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I didn't vote, I don't wanna die.....:(
Starvation would be a no no for me, it would take too long ;)
Been burned badly in my time, and can't recommend it.
Almost drowned as a kid, very panicky, fighting for air, not nice. Suffocating I guess would be similar.
Bleeding would be long and slow, and depending on the nature of the wound, sounds agonizing. I had a friend sever his femural artery, and died from internal bleeding on a demo gone wrong...Not pretty.
I've read about climbers almost freezing to death in various accounts---check out Touching The Void sometime, its a great read, even if you don't climb---so freezing would be my preferred option here....
But all said and done, quietly in my sleep, after a rich and happy life...
"I might bend my hat in the process, but I'd still teach that guy a lesson or two" David Lund......

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.... that's just messed up man.
Nice that you survived and that nothing... uh... "fell off"

lol thanx. yeah it was cold. one guy got frostbite in his lungs and at night there were three of us in two sleeping bags zipped together and it was nevertheless a little chilly. i can still remember how cold the area where the zippers met felt. ouch!!!
i also couldn't put on my boots and gloves in the morning b/c they were literally frozen stiff. this was when i was still a newbie to this kind of cold btw and stupidly let my stuff get moisture in it (or left it out of the sleeping bag instead of sleeping with it) (many ppl slept with water so it wouldnt freeze and u had to eat pancakes soon or syrup would freeze on them hahaha). One of my motto's now is "get wet = u die" so always wear layers and wicking stuff and all that jazz. It doesn't matter that much in many conditions but when the stuff hits the fan it can get ugly fast without proper precations. I think some of us were just complacent about it and that's what got us, the weather wasn't supposed to be that bad.

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I hear that drowning is actually quite painless.... how anyone can know this for sure though is beyond me :)


At age 9 I was almost drowned deliberately by a 17 year old psychopath. I was held under water until I lost consciousness. This is probably the most traumatic experience of my life and I can assure you it would be a horrible death. The psycho actually killed himself a week later by putting a gun in his mouth. I think his way of dieing was probably easier than the drowning would have been.
You're right, this one is morbid.
"JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"
Chris

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I have never been able to put into words how brutal of an experience drowning is. It is almost 30 years later and I can remember every sensation...up until I lost consciousness. Now when I hear someone drowned to death, I still get a bit shaken.
"JANE, HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?"
Chris

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Wow, who started this thread? :)
I can certainly see where there would be panic and fear involved, Muenkel, and how horrible it would be. But painwise I just heard it wasn't so bad. Christ... I'm looking at the other options up there and it looks like a goddamned picnic. Glad I've not run into such a psycho in my lifetime.
Why can't y'all start a less morbid poll like "What sort of sub sandwich sounds good for lunch?" or something. :)

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Why can't y'all start a less morbid poll like "What sort of sub sandwich sounds good for lunch?" or something. :)

I started this poll because the thought crossed my mind, and I'm a post whore. I'm waiting for your sub sandwich poll. I'll answer when you post it. :)Justin

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If you had to die a slow death, what would you want it to be? Nothing quick, and especially not burning in, because skydivers would all pick that.


ok you are a sick bastard:)I would say if I had to die a slow death I would want it to be from falling...e.i. I would fall for 2 years before i hit! not that I hit and it takes me a long time to die! ow!
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