Talk to the Animals...

[hottamaly 1]

> > > While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding
> > > along with a dog and
> > > sheep and began a conversation.
> > >
> > > Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak
> > > to him?"
> > >
> > > Indian: "Dog no talk."
> > >
> > > Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
> > >
> > > Dog: "Doin' alright."
> > >
> > > Indian: Look of shock.
> > >
> > > Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
> > >
> > > Dog:: "Yep"
> > >
> > > Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
> > >
> > > Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
> > > great food, and takes me
> > > to the lake once a week to play."
> > >
> > > Indian: Look of total disbelief.
> > >
> > > Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
> > >
> > > Indian: "Horse no talk."
> > >
> > > Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
> > >
> > > Horse: "Cool."
> > >
> > > Indian: Extreme look of shock.
> > >
> > > Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Indian
> > >
> > > Horse: "Yep"
> > >
> > > Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
> > >
> > > Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
> > > brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
> > >
> > > Indian: Total look of utter amazement.
> > >
> > > Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
> > >
> > > Indian: "Sheep liar."

[freeflir29 0]

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"Sheep liar."

Uhhh....yep....sure are. Every single one of them.

[Sebazz1 2]

Clay has a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.........Clay has a little lamb whos fleece was white as snow

Just kidding...... Jeez talking about sheep like that makes me feel so ............ dirty