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freeflir29

The one time anyone has ever been happy to hear from a telemarketer!!

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i can see it now
(pan in on the MT zoom on the guy with snot sickles hanging fomr his nose)
I was alMost dead from hypothermia when the lovely folks at *company name here* took the time to reach out and touch someone.
their committment to customer service helped save my life. what other cell phone can claim that! for only 99.99/ minute you too can have the peace of mind knowing that the heros as * company name here* are always at the other end of the line. even when you have no minutes left!

(camera scans to the left their is "missy" the friendly phone operator with a cup of coffee and a base rig)
thats right you may be a fool or just stuck in a foolish situation and i will be right at the end of you blue fingertips. if you have used up all you minutes I will solicite more from you. who kow IT MAY JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE!
(scan back to cold guy cheking the rig and running off the mt) fade to black narrator voice...*COMPANY NAME HERE*; it may just save you life!

(closing sceen) guy lands safely...
I'm not just a *CNH*member! Im also a customerB|
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