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Raw nipples really do suck.

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wonder how many hits that title will net.

anyway i went to the beach today with my brother and a large group of his friends. (all hitched or soon to be so don't ask if i got any) Jonas and i went boogie boarding for the first time in allmost three years. For me the first time since i almost got killed in Hawaii when i got pulled back over the top of a big wave and got the air knocked out of me and then proceed to be tubled around on the rinkle remove cycle for a good twenty seconds. Anyway needless to say i thought i would be pretty scared about going back out again. But i wasn't B| i hadn't had that much fun in the water in a LONG time. But the moral of my tale is DO NOT BOOGIE BOARD WITH A T-SHIRT ON!!!!!! My nipples look like i took a cheese grater to them and then have somebody give me a couple really bad tity twisters :S Plus since i didn't stretch before going in i pulled a muscle in my left thigh so now i can't lift my left leg worth a shit!>:( However i did get some shots of the firwork show that i hope will make all of this worth while.

PS Sunburn on your face sucks almost as bad torn up nipples.[:/]
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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Vicks Vapor rub works well for that...

OUCH you evil bastard!! heheh But, I'll have to agree nothing better then Vicks Vapor rub for raw nipples!! hehe:)



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Well, according to my Hawaiian friend, you're supposed to put vaseline on BEFORE you go boogie boarding. Keeps the water and salt off your nips, thereby leaving them soft and supple for that hottie surfer you'll meet on the beach!;)

In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal

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hey you clicked on the thread clay. And i think they (my nips) will be just fine without the vicks. My face now hurt like hell and i just took four Ibeprofen (sp) b/c i have to go to work in like 45 mins >:(
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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Want some cheese with your whine? Women have been going through this for eons thanks to breast feeding babies and, uh, other activities.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Haha, I was going to say that you were the first guy on here discouraging me from posting my boobies!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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