Muenkel 0 #1 July 8, 2002 When loved ones come home, always run to greet them like they've been gone for a year. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When it's in your best interest, practice obedience. Let others know when they've invaded your territory. Take naps. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout... run right back and make friends. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you've had enough. Be loyal. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. And finally... never trust anyone until you sniff their butt! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #2 July 8, 2002 Well I was cool with that until the butt sniffing part. My dog is a Golden Retriever. The fucker is so damn happy he makes me sick. You couldn't get the smile off his face with a pound of C4 and a prybar. I love him to death and most of the time he's my idol. JJJJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #3 July 8, 2002 I have a golden retriever as well, and I think he is awesome. The only problem is his "RUDE" demands for petting.... After showing his excitement when I get home, he will sit right in front of me until I pet him.... If I don't immediately, a good nose-tap on the nuts (mine, of course) will do the trick. Damn I hate that.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #4 July 9, 2002 Well humph............Iv'e heard it said that men are dawgs........but geez dogs actually sound better! LOL Cheers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gypsy 0 #5 July 9, 2002 LAMO! A dog that can tap a guy's nuts, that's one hell of a trick. Thanks for the smile and chuckle! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
