Slappie 9 #1 July 8, 2002 True Story!! A Whuffo walked into the Dropzone Pub last weekend and started bragging that nobody could drink like a Whuffo can and bet that if any of the Skydivers there could drink a whole case of beer in an hour or less he would pay them $100.00. No one took him up on his offer, and in fact one of the Skydivers got up and walked out. A little while later the Skydiver who left, came back inside and asked the Whuffo if his offer was still good. The Whuffo said that it was, and he would, in fact, even pay for the beer. The Skydiver told the bartender to line em up, and made short order of the case of beer, finishing in well less than the hour. The totally amazed Whuffo held up his part of the deal and paid the $100.00. But he was a little curious and asked the Skydiver, "By the way, when I made the offer, you left. Where did you go?" The Skydiver answered him; "I went to the other bar across the street. I had to make sure I could do it!" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #2 July 8, 2002 A Skydiver and his Whuffo friend were once again spending Saturday night at the Dropzone Pub, and after several hours of steady drinking, The Whuffo suddenly fell backwards off of the bar stool and onto the floor, passed out cold. The Skydiver looks at his Whuffo friend, looks up at the bartender, and remarks, "Now that’s what I like about Whuffos. They know when they’ve had enough to drink." "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #3 July 8, 2002 Classic!!!! JJJJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #4 July 8, 2002 bwaahhhh very funny indeedif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #5 July 8, 2002 Thanks!! I enjoyed them.. they are "true stories" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #6 July 9, 2002 Thanks for the laugh slappie! HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
