Excellent Beer Theory

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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the
herd is hunted, it is always the slowest and weakest ones at the back that
are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by
the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way the human
brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive
intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it
attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells, making the brain a faster and
more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few
beers.

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[Slappie 9]

You my friend have become zen-like! I'm amazed at your wisdom and lack of knowedgle. I want to be a fast buffalo when I grow up.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[TequilaGirl 0]

Nice quote Slappie.......

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I want to be a fast buffalo when I grow up.

With the celebration of your one year sky-b-day, you too shall join the fastest of the buffalo (with proper training).

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[Slappie 9]

Thanks she told that to pop and me when we were going up Thursday. pop said he couldn't see his alti because of the baggy suit he was wearing. That's when she said the quote

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[PhillyKev 0]

That was actually the finding of a published study by one of the ivy league schools. Basically part of their "proof" and testing was using college students and recent grads who frequently binge drink. Their correlation was that those people were more motivated, worked harder and advanced further than their tea toting peers. Not sure how valid of a study it was but I agree and actively participate in their philosophy

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I knew there had to be a reason why I've been binge drinking for the last 4 years of my college career, and still managed to do pretty good.

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I want to be a fast buffalo when I grow up.

I want to be a bull and a dominant one.

[JJohnson 0]

My problem is that I went about this method with a gattlin gun and committed indiscriminate genocide on my gray matter. Under X-Ray my noggin looks like a hunk of swiss cheese.

JJ

JJ

"Call me Darth Balls"

[AggieDave 6]

Yeah, my problem,though, is that I've killed off the slow and the weak in the heard. Now the strong ones are starting to fall victum...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Slappie 9]

Dave I coulda sworn all you aggies were the slow and the weak of the herd? I may have been wrong.

Nope that couldn't be.. I've never been wrong before.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[AggieDave 6]

Are you going to come to the AOT boogie? We're making creepers, they should be done by then...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Kris 0]

BWAHAHA! That's the Cliff Claven theory of "Only the strong survive."

I hadn't heard that one in awhile.

Kris

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