joke viking in ten years

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Astounding Revelation

30-year-old viking and a woman are lying in bed after making love. The
woman lays on her side of the bed and rests. Viking goes to his
side of the bed and says to himself, "Man oh man, I finally did it!
I'm no longer a virgin."

The woman overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you saying
you lost your virginity to me?"

"Well," viking explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with
the woman I love to lose my virginity."

Astounded, the woman replies, "So you really love me?"

"Oh God no!" viking says. "I just got sick of waiting."

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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