skymama 37 #1 July 11, 2002 You guys have got to see this.... http://orlandosentinel.com/news/local/seminole/orl-aseccrash11071102jul11.story?coll=orl%2Dhome%2Dheadlines This happened in my little town yesterday, and it's already been on the national news this morning. It's about 2 miles from my place. In fact, I was about 5 minutes late in driving under it yesterday when it happened. In the article, it says she was hanging on by 1 bolt on her tire. Egads! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 July 11, 2002 Quote, I was about 5 minutes late in driving under it yesterday Yeah right...we believe you....I'm sure you had nothing to do with it. and some people say women shouldn't drive?????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 July 11, 2002 "Shaken and crying, but unharmed, McMichael hugged her rescuers, thanking them for saving her life as one of the firefighters stroked her hair." Clay i didn't know you lived in Florida, and are a firemen! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 July 11, 2002 QuoteClay i didn't know you lived in Florida, and are a firemen! I hate missing an opportunity!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bvsdjumper 0 #5 July 11, 2002 But it wasn't HER fault, it was the SUV's fault... QuoteMcMichael, 28, was apparently driving home to New Smyrna Beach when her green 1999 Ford Explorer careened into the guardrail about 5 p.m. ... Richard Baehr of Orlando had been on his way out of the RaceTrac on S.R. 46 when he saw the Explorer flip in the air and come crashing through the guardrail. "It just went up in the air and bam!" he said. ... No charges were filed Wednesday, and the cause of the accident is not yet known. It just "careened into the guardrail," flipped, and "went up in the air" for no reason. -ArtSky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 July 11, 2002 Quotethe cause of the accident is not yet known. It was probably one of those nasty cell phones...or ...or ....make up that caused it!!! Certainly not the woman's fault I'm sure.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #7 July 11, 2002 hehe ok who wants to put $$ down on if it was make up or that cell phone that caused this? I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 July 11, 2002 I got $50 on the cell phone!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bvsdjumper 0 #9 July 11, 2002 If she was driving TO work or someplace, I'd have to go with make-up. But, since she was driving home, it was probably the cell phone. And, the cell phone has electronic parts that interfered with the electronic parts of the SUV. That's what caused the accident. It wasn't HER fault. -ArtSky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #10 July 11, 2002 Quote And, the cell phone has electronic parts that interfered with the electronic parts of the SUV. That's what caused the accident. It wasn't HER fault. -Art bwhahahahahahaha good oneI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 July 11, 2002 McMichael called her husband on the cell phone. "Honey, I'm hanging from a bridge. Call 911," she said. Guess she doesn't have those numbers on her cell phone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 July 11, 2002 Quote"Honey, I'm hanging from a bridge. Call 911," It is funny who people sometimes call in an emergency. A friend of mine was shot in the thigh. After he took his belt off and put together a make shift pressure bandage, he immediately called work to let them know he wouldn't be in today. "Hey...I won't be in today. I just got shot." Needless to say...it kinda freaked out the secretary. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #13 July 11, 2002 could you imagine driving by and seeing that??if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #14 July 11, 2002 This same woman goes skydiving....while falling through 2000 feet pulls out her cellphone to call her husband and tell him she can't find her hackey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #15 July 11, 2002 How or why did he get shot?!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #16 July 11, 2002 NO SHIT THERE I WAS!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 July 11, 2002 QuoteHow or why did he get shot?! Some nut case decided to walk into a hospital on Fairchild Air Force Base with an AK and started randomly shooting people. My buddy just happened to be there for an appointment and was walking in the door. The old guy in front of him doubled over and the next thing he knew he was on the ground with an AK round that passed cleanly through his thigh. He was very lucky that #1 it didn't hit the bone #2 it was a FMJ round that DOESN'T expand. Just left a fairly clean hole. He was off the crutches in about a week. I was at home changing the spark plugs on my Jeep. An Air Force cop smoked the guy a few minutes later from about 75 Yds with a piece of crap 9MM Berretta pistol. Nice shootin Tex!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #18 July 11, 2002 Andrea, OMG, you live in the Sanford/Lake Mary area? I had a little "incident" in your town about 20 years ago. Man, back then, that place was the middle of nowhere!!! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #19 July 11, 2002 are you kidden me!! That couldn't have been the guy issued 9mm!! those things suck at 25 yards!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 July 11, 2002 QuoteThat couldn't have been the guy's issued 9mm!! Yep....with that crappy ball ammo they give you. I used to have a hard time JUST keeping rounds in a torso target at 25 yds because the triggers on those things were like a mile of bad road. To let you know it was real ...he fired 12 times I think and only made 4 hits. Still pretty good considering the guy had just ridden his bike at full speed about 1/2 mile, the 75 yd distance, and the most important was the fact he was facing a guy that was trying to clear a malfunctioned AK. I don't think I would like the odds too much had the guy cleared and been able to fire. So...it was still a pretty amazing shot under the circumstances. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #21 July 11, 2002 OMG, you live in the Sanford/Lake Mary area? I had a little "incident" in your town about 20 years ago. Man, back then, that place was the middle of nowhere!!! Skymama, be afraid. be very afraid. He knowes where you live now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #22 July 11, 2002 Dude, She gave me her cell phone number. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
