Jessica 0 #1 July 11, 2002 I can't get this Sabre2 in the bag. It must be broken. It's obviously been tampered with; it's all slippery, like someone coated it with goose grease.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #2 July 11, 2002 QuoteI can't get this Sabre2 in the bag. It must be broken. It's obviously been tampered with; it's all slippery, like someone coated it with goose grease. Eh, just psychopack it.. What size did you end up getting? -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 July 11, 2002 Quotelike someone coated it with goose grease. Here...let me show you how to use that...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #4 July 11, 2002 QuoteEh, just psychopack it.. What size did you end up getting? The PD manual sez if I deviate from the packing procedures outlined therein, I MUST CONSIDER MYSELF A TEST JUMPER. I don't know if I want to be a test jumper. Sounds scary. It's a 150. It's all yellow and green and pretty. Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 July 11, 2002 QuoteI don't know if I want to be a test jumper. Sounds scary. Didn't you do a tandem? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #6 July 11, 2002 Bwahahaha, Clay will fix it, he'll get it all sticky for you. If it's a demo, pay a packer or just add some dirt/sand to the canopy before you try and flake it out. How do you get the grease out of the goose??? Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 July 11, 2002 Quotehe'll get it all sticky for you. Well...it would go in the bag easier right? I would even give her a good deal on the "Packing Class" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #8 July 11, 2002 well as long as the canopy and the bag don't stick together.........I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 July 11, 2002 Quoteas long as the canopy and the bag don't stick together......... Of course we would let it dry a little before stuffing it in the bag. I'm no amatuer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #10 July 11, 2002 QuoteQuotehe'll get it all sticky for you. Well...it would go in the bag easier right? I would even give her a good deal on the "Packing Class" Hmmm, packing new zp or that....which is more horrifying? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 July 11, 2002 Quotewhich is more horrifying? Definately the fact that you are thinking about me naked. That scares me....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #12 July 11, 2002 The thought that Clay could be naked in the same state as my girlfriend is in terrifies me..... Clay... go back to the sheep... they have to bitch about new ZP less then Jess does Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 July 11, 2002 Hey.....I have to do SOMETHING with this Coach rating!!!!! QuoteThe thought that Clay could be naked in the same state as my girlfriend is in terrifies me..... Scared she'll never come back to you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #14 July 11, 2002 >Scared she'll never come back to you? More scared that I'd have to care for a blind person for the rest of her life.... Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #15 July 11, 2002 Quote>Scared she'll never come back to you? More scared that I'd have to care for a blind person for the rest of her life.... Yes, I've heard that gouging out ones own eyes will tend to cause blindness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 July 11, 2002 QuoteMore scared that I'd have to care for a blind person for the rest of her life.... Give me a little credit......I have better aim than that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 July 11, 2002 QuoteI've heard that gouging out ones own eyes will tend to cause blindness You guys are giving me way too much credit. I'm pretty damn good lookin but I don't think she would gouge out her own eyes so that she would never have to gaze on a lesser being..... Well...maybe..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #18 July 11, 2002 >Give me a little credit..... I'm also afriad that if she ever did run across that horrible... HORRIBLE sight... the nightmares and mental trama that she would have suffered from seeing you and a sheep together like that..... the scars would be ones that not even the best doctors or shrinks could do anything for. Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 July 11, 2002 Man...this thread went in the shitter right off the bat huh.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifallout 0 #20 July 11, 2002 Jess, bring it up here, i will pack it for you, or you could take it too Perris and jump one or two times and it will no longer be slick at all, you should see mine after a day of jumping there. Bill Bill have fun, love life, be nice to the humans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #21 July 11, 2002 Way to destroy a completely illegitimate thread by offering up useful information. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 July 11, 2002 Yeah!!! This is the talk back forum. Take that crap to G&R or something would ya!!!!! and just to get us back on track......BOOBIES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #23 July 11, 2002 Y'all are just dirty. Dirty dirty dirty. Hey Bill, thanks, but I need to learn to pack it myself -- can't jump F-111 forever.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #24 July 11, 2002 Just stuff it in the bag - that's what I do half the time and it works (so far) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites