You know you're ugly when ...

[Iflyme 0]

...your dog closes it's eyes as it humps your leg...

[freeflir29 0]

I was wondering why he always did that....

[hobbes4star 0]

to much info clay..

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[PLFKING 4]

......the sheep puts a paper bag over YOUR head.




Don

[sunshine 2]

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......the sheep puts a paper bag over YOUR head.

I was actually starting to get tired of the Clay/sheep humor, but that's a good one!!

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[skydivehigh 0]

.....Your mom breast feeds you though a straw.


..... A hooker says " not on the first date".


....Big-Foot stops to take a pictures of you.


Bob

[TEB6363 0]

Pretty sad topic, but very funny. At least when it happens to someone else....

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!

[nws01 0]

...your like like Taco Bell. When people see you, they run for the border.

...you go to a haunted house, and come out with a job application.

...two men broke into your house and you yelled, ''RRRRAAAAAPPPEEEE'' and they yelled ''NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!''

...your face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze

[nws01 0]

One more...

You know your ugly when...people mistake you for Clay!